Salma Hayek brought her own golden globes…

Posted by on January 5, 2020 12:56 am
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Salma Hayek brought her own pair of golden globes to the event

 

Here’s a list of all the winners…

 

 

 

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The 53-year-old star looked pretty good, eh?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Peabody
Peabody

She hasn’t aged a day since From Dusk Till Dawn.

noting-
noting-

being fake lots makeup and cometic surgery see for what its itsssss!!! man she looks gross with these big boots but to the eyes beholds!. Kudos to her for her transformation MAN ALWAYS WILL BE BOYS ICKY!!…

Ike
Ike

Creepy… isn’t it…?

NavyVet
NavyVet

Duh,….she’s a vamp-ire.

Mike Niederberger
Mike Niederberger

Desperado, of the El Mariachi Trilogy, is her crowning achievement.

Neil
Neil

Still smoking hot.

Ike
Ike

In a vampire-ish kind of way…

Michael L Radney
Michael L Radney

Undoubtedly due to the heat of STDs.

Jack O'Daniels
Jack O'Daniels

Builder butt

Slimmer Fat Feller
Slimmer Fat Feller

She looks like something between Meryl Streep and Stimpy.

Foxman
Foxman

Good gaud that woman is blessed.

bob
bob

it’s not blessed when you buy them. everything about her is fake. just like most of Hollywood.

Ike
Ike

With money…

Michael L Radney
Michael L Radney

Store bought boobs don’t make a women blessed from my pov.

City of Hate
City of Hate

Isn’t she married to a 95 yr old millionaire? She’s looking good.

City of Hate
City of Hate

I’ll correct myself, 95 yr old Billionaire.

muskratlove
muskratlove

Yes, a butt-ugly Frenchman, her personal ATM

Frank
Frank

The billionaire is 57.

bob
bob

a woman carrying a pair of basketballs on her chest is not attractive. there is nothing attractive about fake beauty.

Lei Ying Lo
Lei Ying Lo

Her muffins are made from scratch

Karl Robinson
Karl Robinson

THIS. I’ll take small and natural over those any day.

Frank
Frank

With the right surgeon they can take a lot of natural flesh and push them up. Salma had a nice chest even before ed enhancements. But once enhanced you have to maintain and get redone every so often.

noting-
noting-

Agreed with you didn’t know what to name these big mama boobs, basketball I like that…

Colombian
Colombian

If she fall into the deep end, she will never need to use floats that’s for sure.

donnieboy
donnieboy

why america isn’t and never will be great again.

Lei Ying Lo
Lei Ying Lo

“Her own pair of Golden Globes” 😂

Bill
Bill

Why is she not being condemned for looking like a woman should?

muskratlove
muskratlove

Did she bring her husband/personal ATM?

Sodacrackers2
Sodacrackers2

Is that a happy face she is wearing? She looks like she is in pain!

smith. jane smith
smith. jane smith

When a sudden change in ratio or weight occurs to the body, it takes time for the stomach and back muscles to strengthen and catch up with the alteration.

It takes even longer if one wears high heels.

It may be her first night out in heels after the body modification!

Meaning she likely IS in a lot of pain!

Plus there’s her Harvey Weinstein story! If I had gone through what he put her through, I would never want to attend another Hollywood event EVER! (But for her, attendance is probably taking another victory lap. A well-deserved victory lap!)

Jkb
Jkb

Beautiful

Darkthirty
Darkthirty

fake news, fake tits, fake people, fake give a damn………..

justthefacts
justthefacts

Im a woman with a brain !! Not a sex object !! I want to be treated like a person !! And tomorrow she will be in front of different cameras complaining about how men look at her ! She will ignore the hordes of lezbo’s drooling on her silicon.

noting-
noting-

completely and agreeable thoughts you have:)

Nick Pangio
Nick Pangio

Like they say, “There aren’t any ugly women, just lazy ones.” At 53 she works hard to remain as beautiful as she was at 23….and plastic surgeons help too.

Peabody
Peabody

Whatever it takes. Lots of moaning here about fake this fake that, but I don’t hear many complaints about women wearing makeup. Guys lift weights which is analogous. Both sexes get dental work done, which is “fake.” I see nothing wrong with making an effort to look nice for the opposite sex.

TruthSeeker55
TruthSeeker55

I understand that Dolly Parton once said:
“It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.”

“Her own pair of Golden Globes”…… well said!

Ahmoh
Ahmoh

Give her another 20 yrs and they will look like deflated flat tires.

spartacus
spartacus

just another ho … yawn …….

TexasJack
TexasJack

Guessing she stopped by gas stations to air those up

ebh
ebh

are those real???

Ahmoh
Ahmoh

About as real as Hillary’s recent cheek ball implants.

Butcher
Butcher

They’re real and they’re spectacular.

Gary
Gary

…….I would venture to say MAGNIFICENT !

T.Fields
T.Fields

Just be sure that you don’t objectify her…or something, ok, guys.

Carlos
Carlos

She’s not right in the head. But, when you are that right everywhere else, does it really matter?

Collateral Justice
Collateral Justice

She has the Pedo-protection thing down pat. I suspect survival instinct is why she is still an A list whore and is being groomed for Pedo-Stardom.
At least she is better looking than most Rothcillian snakes.

terry zelk
terry zelk

I was hoping for a wardrobe malfunction.

DanO Overton
DanO Overton

Now she will come out as “trans” and do a reverse Bruce Jenner.

Jimmy
Jimmy

Surgery is a wonderfully done procedure

Molly Russell's Wart
Molly Russell's Wart

And then they pretend to be offended if we look.

blink
blink

She claims her breasts are natural. Heh.

Alfred
Alfred

Great! Another friggin Mexican. If we can’t exterminate them, we should breed them out.

Frank
Frank

I’ll take a 1000 Salma Mexicans that have naturalized than 10, 000 lawbreaking beaners.
It’s likely Salma got into USA through dubios means.

Unimpressed
Unimpressed

So she has big boobs. BFD. I’d take my wife over this leftist golddigger any day.

Frank
Frank

She is digging someone else’s gold and none of us can afford her tastes anyway. For that billionaires excel in getting the best goods and they dont even have to marry them.

For the rich dudes it is all contract girlfriends that are always available to look hot in a bikini on your yacht in Europe or the Carribean. 1 or 2 year terms and as monthly payment. Some do become wives but most benefit from the mutual companionship agreement and avoid courtrooms and lawyers. What a life.

Desert Dreamer
Desert Dreamer

She’s a lefty, immediately makes her a pig.

Jeff
Jeff

Praise the Lord!

noting-
noting-

Amen to you!!…

Frank
Frank

Not getting a Vesectomy at the age doesnt make sense either.

I hope he got snipped so no more little ones come around. Age and health are important after late 40s. Playtime much more fun too.

In 2015 Salma thought about not working anymore. Her husband encouraged her to get out there and work after the baby. He enjoys her tv / movie spots like many other people do. A working wife also means self discipline to get in shape and keep it. Especially a celebrity woman. Salma has wanted to maintain financial independence so keep paying down those debts.

Husband also knows a lazy wife gets fat and loses attractiveness when idle. Busy moms seem to always find a reason to miss the gym or workout.

I’ve known stay at home moms still carrying baby weight even after 3 years go by. I feel sorry for the husbands who never get their pre baby wife back. No excuses but laziness and failed habits to get back in shape.

ZOG
ZOG

Women need to breast feed to get rid of the weight.
No breast feeding you keep the giant ass

SILENCER
SILENCER

Man, I love being a straight male.

Reddog
Reddog

I’ll take two dozen of those!

Yeet Canon
Yeet Canon

She looks like she just smelled a Biden egg fart.

Ex Post Patriot
Ex Post Patriot

Golden Globes, indeed!

shl
shl

mmmmmmmmmmotorboat

sworn merican
sworn merican

Short-legged, with silicone cow udder, this nevertrumper is as ugly as f*k.
Also she is illegal here.

Ralph
Ralph

Just look what money and a good plastic surgeon can do for the body! Bet she is one who wonders why no man looks her in the eyes when she speaks too!….ROTFLMAO

observer
observer

“Her own pair of golden globes”! Mega bucks worth of gel implants to make those fake udders.
What is it with women that makes them think that they need to look like a Holstein COW??
Personally I much prefer the female body as it was naturally created.

Mike Niederberger
Mike Niederberger

Whatever happened to aging gracefully?

Plastic surgery does wonders for elderly, Hollywood has-been’s but, I must say, she does look wonderful.

Fake Mexican
Fake Mexican

Can we say augmentation?

master of sinanju
master of sinanju

Good looking woman, one of the FEW leftist spewing gutter mouths who is.

ericw
ericw

I’d look that way also if I spent a few thousand on some new titties…

Darryl Smith
Darryl Smith

All that silicone can’t be good for the environment

D
D

Motorboating… 😲

amypala
amypala

I thought she was natural…clearly something changed; so sad, she’s 53, and that has to hurt her shoulders; speaking from experience with my naturality.

ericw
ericw

She was nowhere near to looking like that 20 years ago. She was plenty beautiful without the boob job. Sometimes, I think women are fixated on boobs than men.