‘Bag Lady’ Needs Two People To Help Her Climb Stairs At Aretha Franklin Funeral…

Posted by on September 4, 2018 8:22 am
Categories: Column 3

We have POTUS, FLOTUS, and now BLOTUS — Bag Lady of the United States

 

Hillary Clinton still needs help with stairs.

 

The Clintons were in Detroit today for Aretha Franklin’s funeral, and after viewing the open casket, the two made their way to different parts of the stage. As Hillary approached the stairs, two people grabbed each of her arms to help her ascend the handful of steps.

 

Earlier this year, Clinton wasn’t so successful…

 

44 responses to ‘Bag Lady’ Needs Two People To Help Her Climb Stairs At Aretha Franklin Funeral…

  1. Wayne robinson August 31st, 2018 at 7:57 pm

    These damn things are just social obligation . Very few people there were personally involved with this lady most of this is superficial bull shit . They will proclaim what a perfect person she was . This is how it always goes and ot is always bull shit . We are all flawed and sinners with our own faults each of us . I hate these things they have preachers there always very few speak the truth . Without open profession of faith no one will be in heaven period .

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    • John Weber August 31st, 2018 at 9:27 pm

      True, so did Aretha profess Jesus as her Savior? The rest of this social crap is just that – crap. I hope she did because Jesus’s offer of salvation has now expired for Aretha. My guess is Aretha is at home with our Lord now. Not so sure about the socials that showed up.

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      • El bochie August 31st, 2018 at 10:03 pm

        Hillary and Billy Bob, rev al…farrakan…
        are you kidding?

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      • Anonymous September 1st, 2018 at 7:09 am

        What’s that old saying….. trying to remember…..

        “Hillary has a greater chance of going to hell after passing through a camel’s ass that Bill does screwing an eye of the needle.”

        Not sure if I got that right but the sentiment is there. These people have been committing crimes against humanity literally daily for 40 years. St. Peter doesn’t fall for the “sorry Pete that’s a conspiracy theory” bullshit. St Peter will kick them into the elevator ride to hell before Bill’s rape cock crows three times on Monica’s dress.

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        • ibid September 1st, 2018 at 10:30 am

          oh you got that right.

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      • Anonymous September 1st, 2018 at 7:24 am

        Hillary…. demented and sad… but social.

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        • truth_seeker September 4th, 2018 at 1:37 pm

          “Hillary…. demented and sad… but social.”

          She is perhaps the greatest con-artist VIRTUE-SIGNALER of our era.

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  2. Anonymous August 31st, 2018 at 7:59 pm

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    https://twitter.com/Thomas1774Paine/status/1035616547811876864
    more 👇

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    • John August 31st, 2018 at 9:07 pm

      Great

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    • james September 2nd, 2018 at 8:47 am

      If Page was under FISA surveillance in 2013 & 2014, would they not have had to renew the warrant every 90 days to enforce? Unless & if? That would mean a minimum of 12 consecutive warrants would have been issued on Carter Page? As it appears there were no Hearings on the FISA applications on Page in 2016? They considered & issued upon written application only, and upon an unverified document backed by an infamous article from Yahoo!

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  3. Fat Feller August 31st, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Count Crapula levitates her leviathan gluteus atop a set of stairs to observe her heinous husband, Cletus Clinton observe a beauteous gluteus of a woman much younger than herself then suffers scornfully as Cletus self flagellates his wrinkled wrench when he is admonished by a flaccid Jackson that is not the five.

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  4. Anonymous August 31st, 2018 at 11:22 pm

    Why do Detroit cops have fucking bayonets on their rifles?

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    • Anonymous September 1st, 2018 at 7:14 am

      Strange ceremonial display of force. Kind of thuggish. It’s a funeral. Not even a military one for fallen police, firefighter or military. Maybe is a bling thing.

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    • Dubhghall MacDubhh September 1st, 2018 at 10:33 am

      ummm,,, why wouldn’t they?

      The Witch of Benghazi needs her flying monkey brigade.
      This will do.

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  5. Gato September 1st, 2018 at 12:26 am

    The India thing looked like it was that her shoes had slippery soles. Maybe leather?

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    • Anonymous September 1st, 2018 at 7:17 am

      Yeah take the shoes off and you would think she was shoeless joe Jackson on the baseball diamond. Better imagery than shirtless…. blah, threw up in my mouth.

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  6. Anonymous September 1st, 2018 at 1:27 am

    I see she wore another smock from Macy’s Uncle Fester Collection.

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    • Fat Feller September 1st, 2018 at 2:56 am

      Can you imagine? That beast was within one of her own chin whiskers from holding the high office of President.
      Somebody somewhere has to clean up after that human sow after sloshing down a supper of creamed corn and apple sauce. Her house in all likelihood smells like the interior of an old tortured mini van that has been through the circuit of window licking crayon eaters who have repeatedly crapped their undergarments until the moisture laden loads soaked into the fabric of car seats and left to bake in the Arizona heat.
      It’s ahorrible thought quite frankly and we are reminded every time we see this corrupt cheese ankles bag lady stagger around in public like a hobo in a diabetic episode.

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      • Anonymous September 1st, 2018 at 7:21 am

        I think the Scooby Van had to be retired after the losing campaign due to the smell of rape and the puncturing of her urine bags when during high heel malfunctions.

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      • Michael T September 2nd, 2018 at 7:08 am

        Not a pretty picture.

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  7. john September 1st, 2018 at 10:58 am

    She belongs in a nursing home…

    https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/investigations/2018/08/31/arizona-developer-owes-iowa-millions-nursing-homes-apartments-medicaid-fraud/1123542002/

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  8. Will September 1st, 2018 at 11:04 am

    Do we all remember when the ‘Rats had a field day making fun of Gerald Ford, when he would stumble or trip? Turn about is fair play. I am laughing at Hillary, now.

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  9. Joshua September 1st, 2018 at 11:20 am

    A gathering of stumbling degenerates…

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  10. Anonymous September 1st, 2018 at 1:35 pm

    I just heard that the Old Grifter plans to sue the City of Detroit of building sidewalks too close to her fat ass.

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    • Fat Feller September 1st, 2018 at 1:47 pm

      Now that’s funny!

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    • Anonymous September 1st, 2018 at 3:19 pm

      Mea gramatical culpa: “for” not “of”

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  11. Dindonuffin September 1st, 2018 at 4:28 pm

    It is a national shame to the beautiful Aretha to have con artists chesse Jackson and notso Sharpton sit front row at the funeral along side anti-Semite loser FarahCon next to impeached President Slick Willy.

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    • kardnul September 1st, 2018 at 4:37 pm

      so true dat!

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  12. Dick N. Bembose September 1st, 2018 at 9:08 pm

    Bill was only there to ogle Ariana’s ass and kept asking everyone , “Who in the world would name their child Urethra”,…

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    • Anonymous September 2nd, 2018 at 2:50 pm

      Insert “Bill wants to bury his urethra” joke here _______________.

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  13. Berzrkr50 September 1st, 2018 at 9:20 pm

    I noticed that the cop at the beginning of the video was holding a shotgun with a bayonet on it… Gotta be a Mossberg. BLOTUS: I like it!

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  14. TheAhmedClockCompany September 1st, 2018 at 11:43 pm

    ” hellary helps two feeble people up some stairs. ”

    there, i fixed it for ya, fnn style.

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    • Anonymous September 2nd, 2018 at 12:11 am

      Yes, that’s the stlye. LOL

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    • Anonymous September 2nd, 2018 at 12:11 am

      Yes, that’s the stlye. LOL

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  15. Anonymous September 2nd, 2018 at 12:12 pm

    Looks like all the house “Ns” greeting the massah and the mistress of the plantation…That’s right I said it…

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  16. Anonymous September 2nd, 2018 at 6:29 pm

    Megan McCain from a sideshot looks like a white buffalo. Her neck is huge! WTH happened there?

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  17. Neti September 3rd, 2018 at 12:17 am

    Men are needed to prop up a Hillary corpse that utters lies when it is given booze.

    Democrats and neocons voted for the Hillary corpse because it promised them more entitlements.

    They might as well dig up McCain if they are going to continue to use corpses for idol worship.

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  18. Fat Feller September 3rd, 2018 at 10:11 am

    So women want to roll around with no support. The attached article has plenty of braless types who are not unattractive. However, the reality is that most of these types are Maddow ish or Degeneres types who smell of rancid neck cheese.
    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-09-02/human-rights-alert-woman-files-discrimination-complaint-right-work-braless

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  19. Anonymous September 4th, 2018 at 10:35 am

    @REALDONALDTRUMP @SECRETSERVICE

    https://truepundit.com/mueller-illegally-threatened-flynn-with-new-indictment-special-counsel-violated-laws/

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  20. e_deploribus_unum September 12th, 2018 at 9:45 am

    “Bag Lady’ Needs Two People To Help Her Climb Stairs”?

    It must be exhausting to spew socialist/communist/fascist BULLSH*T and promise FREE EVERYTHING all day long, every day, in order to get votes, or, in her case, NOT GET VOTES! It is probably MORE EXHAUSTING when you DO NOT GET ENOUGH VOTES, thereby making you a LOSER.

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