COMEDY GOLD — Antifa shot in balls by rubber bullet… Marxist screams for medic in agony…

Posted by Kane on September 14, 2020 12:19 am

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Sam Deakins
Sam Deakins

Whodda thunk she had any?

Tom
Tom

There goes his family life.

My favorite word of 2020:

“MEDIC”!!!!!

Why does this bring so much joy every time I hear it?

Jo Mo
Jo Mo

Because it’s PERFECT?

C-Note
C-Note

You must have balls to be hit in them. He was hit in the brovaries.

Ike
Ike

He shouldn’t complain… there is one ball now where there were none… he should go for the pair…

justsayin'
justsayin'

“Brovaries.” That’s a soon-to-be classic! LOL!

doesntmatter
doesntmatter

Ha!!!!

Right Side Broadcasting Fan
Right Side Broadcasting Fan

Those cops will be telling that story the rest of their lives. Laughing their azzes off.

rt
rt

Brevity is the essence of humor.

Chris Tulmeth
Chris Tulmeth

everybody has a plan,
until they get shot in the nuts . . .

Atomic Hillbilly
Atomic Hillbilly

It’s all fun and games until someone loses a gonad. 😂

Thought Criminal
Thought Criminal

It’s all sh!ts and giggles til someone giggles and sh!ts.

Mayhem
Mayhem

Even Monica Blewinsky ain’t gonna help this dude tonight.

Bob
Bob

Mike Tyson?

C-Note
C-Note

Mike Tyson: “Everybody has a good plan until I punch him in the fvcking face”

nexus
nexus

TBH, even Iron Mike would fall over & wail after a nutshot like that.

Truthbetold
Truthbetold

Well, that’s usually when they change the plan

Right Side Broadcasting Fan
Right Side Broadcasting Fan

Bet that Antifa loser doesn’t have the balls to do that again.

The Greatest
The Greatest

Lmaoo, I kind of posted the same about “medic” before I saw your post. Too funny man!!

Big Boss
Big Boss

Medic!!!!!! Man down!!!!! I think we need an evaluation to see if their medics are board certified.

old ball breaker
old ball breaker

Most would gladly rub his balls

Kevirish01
Kevirish01

“Man down”? Are we sure about that?

nexus
nexus

“Ex-Man down”

Steve
Steve

Was Wannabe man down , now a unassigned person down 😆 losedemnuts

dor6290
dor6290

Ball certified

DanielJack
DanielJack

I love how they shout medic like they’re on the battlefield. Hysterical. It’s a bruise on the bozack that’s all you friggin drama queens.

blink
blink

They also yell “hold the line” as if they’re in battle. It’s because they fantasize about going to war over their issues. Meanwhile, they would instantly cave if it conservatives (people with, you know, real military experience) ever actually met them in the streets for battle.

Steve
Steve

Well yeah he can’t be a drama king anymore 😆
Losedemnuts

Sig
Sig

Run a web search for “street medic”. It’s a thing…

No street medics there for innocent cops blasted point-blank, though…

I must be old-fashioned. I think the good guys should win and the bad guys should eat lead. As idiotic as that may sound…

Yoda
Yoda

Why would anyone yell for a medic if they don’t already have a medic in their “spontaneous “ protest group?

RedHDRider
RedHDRider

Who is carrying a gun as we have seen before

LnNV
LnNV

Almost as good as the little schifft on/off the Sacramento Police Car

andre
andre

if it was a direct hit she probably will need to get at least one removed

Veekaysays
Veekaysays

Antifa is supporting the trans community, by adding another to their rolls…. Think he will ask them to take both and finish the job???

HiPlainsSifter
HiPlainsSifter

Now she can cut back on the soy products and still get the same results.

Auntie Anxiety
Auntie Anxiety

Hopefully, this will insure that he NEVER EVER breeds. His kind needs to be sterilized anyway.

Shirley Knott
Shirley Knott

Now that’s funny!

Skid Marx
Skid Marx

Ooooooo, I felt that in Phoenix. LOL

NoCorona
NoCorona

That’s what I was thinking exactly, Balls? Her?

Portia
Portia

Ray Zalinsky : Marty, find out where the police are going to be taking him. Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card. Have it say, “Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Z.”

Joshua
Joshua

The old ” PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID PRIZES ” tested yet again….CONGRATS you Won Antifa/BLM/DimTarded NEVERTRUMPER SNOWFLAKE the Black and Blue Balls PRIZE – ouch?! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

nexus
nexus

Only thing better this whole year so far, was the other Anqueefa snot that took a tear-gas canister to the nuts..
Now, THAT’S Comedy!

Steve
Steve

Actually I thought the only one better was the other Antifa protests where the Antifa protester set his own buddy on 🔥 fire 🔥

Paolo
Paolo

Only once?

Darkthirty
Darkthirty

“Shot in the labia” FIFY

WRTurner
WRTurner

I find inspiration in this. Aim for the balls!

richard
richard

Testy. Ha ha. I see where you went with that.

UmpireSam
UmpireSam

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy…

Sig
Sig

Anyone else notice the ear? Was that Kramer’s pig-man from the hospital?

CajunTruthSeeker
CajunTruthSeeker

If only that could sterilize them…

Renov8
Renov8

That must have been TESTICULAR…

Chris Tulmeth
Chris Tulmeth

uhhhh, the correct medical term is:

JIMMY COLOGICAL AREA
– on, in or around the Jimmy and the Twins Area

source;
– an old guy in mississipi
– circa 1980’s

Bumufin
Bumufin

The sound of agony is music to our ears!!!!

Rush Baby
Rush Baby

He was saved from an expensive sex-change surgery. Say thanks!

Williard Lumpkin.
Williard Lumpkin.

I think we were saved from paying for his sex change? Sure he does not have a job or ever has had a job.

Hangry
Hangry

Shoulda been been aiming for the nuts since June… oh wait, they don’t have nuts…

Ke So
Ke So

And……That’s the way it is folks when you riot!

Todd Weldon
Todd Weldon

You mean she got shot where her balls USED to be

Rick Henderson
Rick Henderson

Love this.

Irunthis1
Irunthis1

He ain’t puking. It wasn’t that bad.

Rush Baby
Rush Baby

Stop Drop & Roll!

rt
rt

Rioting is a contact sport.

Once the occasionally peaceful demonstrators recognize there is a price to pay for their lack of civility, their willingness to to take point may diminish.

Henry A
Henry A

You made my day. Thank you!! 🙂

BUBBA'S WHITE DAD
BUBBA'S WHITE DAD

Didn’t hurt….

Me!!

Sucks to be him/her/it but I’m ok!

JoeUser
JoeUser

Oh, that reminds me, I have a paper on particle physics to read by tomorrow…

Mr. Mainframe
Mr. Mainframe

Wasup
Wasup

Exactly!! Never gets old.

Sig
Sig

Oh, that is sweet…

The Greatest
The Greatest

“Medic!” These guys are a bunch of wannabes.

New York Patriot
New York Patriot

Right, hurry up put pressure on it! LOL!

nexus
nexus

Apply the tourniquet, stat!

Nat George
Nat George

Nice Shooting ! ! !

Bullseye !

KeepingAmericaGreat
KeepingAmericaGreat

Great Rambo reference. Well done.

LoneStar in TX
LoneStar in TX

Was that a typo…. Ballseye maybe?

constantvigil
constantvigil

They are terrorists and should be arrested and prosecuted for terrorism – NOW Barr !!!

Mike
Mike

They are not going to arrest their favorite pet monkeys. The uniparty needs their useful idiots.

However… The useful idiots have won every major political battle against conservatives in the past 40( years… So… Keep laughing, he had more balls than any of us for showing up.

Time to get off of the sofa gentlemen, this war will not be won my tossing insults at the pink and blue haired kids kicking our arses.

RWB
RWB

With any luck he won’t be able to reproduce…..

tom
tom

This is crazy nuts!

Sig
Sig

Well, no argument there…

okie
okie

This is heartwarming!

KeepingAmericaGreat
KeepingAmericaGreat

Their “medics” going to be able to really do anything with (what’s left of) that? Must be agony dude. All over an irrational riot for a clear case of officer self defense. Hate to break it to you but no jury in the world would convict on that evidence. What a waste of your manhood.

wildtroller
wildtroller

Shooter deserves a promotion plus expert marksmanship badge!

RatedProduct
RatedProduct

Not too sure a medic can help with that. Quick shot of morphine perhaps.
Get back to moms quick. She’ll have a bag of ice.

Tom
Tom

Two balls one strike

TDSisREAL
TDSisREAL

Good.. maybe that means it can’t procreate.

Nichole Murphy
Nichole Murphy

BIPOC down…..

Zod, kneel before me
Zod, kneel before me

ROTF but, not in pain, it’s because I’m LMFAO!!!!

Just me
Just me

I’m calling this fake news
We all know pantifa have no balls.

jj
jj

comedy comes in 3s, so i watched it three times.

Loren
Loren

“OW OW OW OW”! That is all we need to know. Sudden Pain.

On the Right Side
On the Right Side

Boohoo.Too Bad Not the least bit sad. Douchebag.

Amos Burton
Amos Burton

That was like shooting a acorn out of a squirrels. Good shooting, I’m surprised it hit something so minuscule.

K. Smith
K. Smith

Good shot!

These AntiFa nitwits would be wise to remember the words of Kris Kristofferson from the song “The Silver-Tongued Devil and I”…”We take our own chances and pay our own dues.”.

LoneStar
LoneStar

That’s gonna leave a mark, the swelling of his carnicas, ohhhhh, that hurts watching. Stupid focker.

WebUser
WebUser

Wait a minute ! Antifa slime have balls ?

John H.
John H.

Guess he was going to get one of his medic friends to rub it for him. 🙂

Todd
Todd

I can’t wait for re-election when all these assholes will be imprisoned immediately. This is not “peaceful protesting”

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Still laughing...
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…made my day. Watched this at least 2 doz times already.

Darryl Smith
Darryl Smith

Just awesome also like the guy with the Freddie krueger mask too funny

alf5
alf5

ah, poor guy. But, the reality of the situation is if that asshole had been home watching TV instead of outside screaming and making an ass out of himself he would be just fine ….

Barnacle Bill the sailor
Barnacle Bill the sailor

Lowball break dancing at it’s finest

Aaron
Aaron

A round to the balls is worth two in the head. Party on, Garth.

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…with commentary from Steve Inman on Twitter. Inman is an MMA announcer out of work becuz of the virus. So he does sportscaster commentary on antifa**ots getting righteous beatdowns. Check it: https://twitter.com/SteveInmanUIC/status/1300382923682586624?s=20

Neil
Neil

Talk about great aim, to hit something so small atrophied from lack of use and soy. Incredible marksmanship…… Medic!!!

Trubble
Trubble

So Beverly got tagged in the nads…. Excellent shot!!!! Blue Line take notice….it’s a great way to “decrease the surplus population of wangnoodles!

zipadeedoo
zipadeedoo

Lol, beautiful.