Chris Rock — How To Deal With Police…

Posted by Kane on June 28, 2020 1:59 am

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WHEN YOU JOIN THE WRONG MOVEMENT

 

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Chris Rock — How not to get your ass kicked by Police

 

 

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Grasshopper
Grasshopper

Good one… lol

Hoop
Hoop

That Chris Rock Video is immortal…

Roger
Roger

Because it’s 100% true! Compliance almost always works!

Mike the tyke
Mike the tyke

I can’t hear his voice without thinking about Marty the zebra.
His work in Madagascar was magnificent.

Chorkpop
Chorkpop

“When you join the wrong movement…” hahah!

Jacjetlag
Jacjetlag

When they find out everything about BLM, they will know it was the wrong movement.
How about…..ALM, American Lives Matter.

Flagged
Flagged

Because the Marxist founders of BLM don’t agree. They don’t think in terms of race. They think in terms of color coded political agendas. The black lives, to them, means Marxist revolutionary. To them white lives, also defined in All Lives, refer to sub-human scum and should be extinguished from civilization. I had the same question as you, till yesterday, I read the answer in an article about the Harvard professor who taught this crap to some of the BLM founders. It goes a little more in depth than my answer.

Really Tired of This....
Really Tired of This....

I wish that video would go “viral”.
Maybe, just maybe, it would make some of these so-called blm protestors think before they open their mouths shouting lies, taking down statues, looting stores and making life dangerous for anyone who comes into contact with them.

Naaaahhhhh….. it was just a passing thought…… only a baton to the head or a rubber bullet to the crotch would get their attention.

John Q
John Q

Well now, That was an education……………………………I think I understand what’s going on. The lefties have no common sense anymore.

RootStriker
RootStriker

Thats what did it for you?

SubjectofUSSA
SubjectofUSSA

They also don’t have a sense of humor either, all jthey have now is full on hatred. Thanks media, academia, Hollywood.

Oxblood
Oxblood

All leftists lost their humor. The homosexual subculture was all about wit and humor until the agenda came above ground.

rightwingnutjob
rightwingnutjob

I contest that they have not lost their sense of humor. Having a sense of humor initially requires a modicum of intellect. Therein lies the problem. With no intellect, one’s ability to garner a sense of humor is greatly compromised.

Old Crow
Old Crow

And a very limited vocabulary.

Frankly
Frankly

The Left is made up of indoctrinated useful idiots. When their usefulness is over and these clueless little boys and girls are rounded up by the handlers of Pelosi, Schumer, Biden, and sent to the underground “camps” that Phil Schneider told us about 25 years ago, they will be weeping and gnashing their teeth. See Luke 13:28: “In that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth when you see Abraham and Isaac and Jacob and all the prophets in the kingdom of God, but yourselves being thrown out. Matthew 13:42: “and will throw them into the furnace of fire; in that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.” Matthew 22:13 “Then the king said to the servants, ‘Bind him hand and foot, and throw him into the outer darkness; in that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.’

Zipadeedoo
Zipadeedoo

Love this guy!!

Dan066
Dan066

LOL. White people have the best customer service. hahahahaha

James Bernard
James Bernard

Tru dat.

Foxman
Foxman

FAF…but in today’s new “reality”, Chris would be ostracized and attacked by the very same people who used to think he was funny!

Dave’s Not Here
Dave’s Not Here

The 3rd video Is the best!

James Bernard
James Bernard

What a great use have a very simple standard. Use extreme absurdity to point out another very extreme absurdity.

James Bernard
James Bernard

If you can watch these videos with some of your black or white friends, then you will know if your “friends” have a sense of humor, and won’t try to kick your ass…..maybe.
( BTW ) If you don’t have any friends of the opposite race ……you could go out and rent some.

WPT
WPT

Love the guy in the first video. The sheep say Black Lives Matter with the connotation of the BLM movement. few if any actually look up what BLM is in favor of. In reality most black people would be appalled while white liberal elitists are in favor of it. How friggin ironic, white liberals even taking over a group with the name Black Lives Matter.

Chris Rock some years ago was the funniest stand up comedian for a span of a couple years. But another casualty to the woke cancel culture of white lefty elitists and demographic specific college campus “activists” is comedy. Comedy is all but dead. Sure, there will be your rare comedy that slips by the woke crowd but largely it’s dead. Trading Places to Chris Rock stand up, that comedy (i.e. funny comedy) is dead.

D
D

YouTube is good for two things at least. Puppy videos and old comedy stand up. Can’t beat Carlin sometimes. Or the Dean Martin roasts.

Old Crow
Old Crow

Don’t forget the videos of people doing stupid $#¡T!

prester kahn
prester kahn

The Chris Rock segment really is race-independent advice.

Synonymous
Synonymous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37KieyXOYG4&feature=emb_rel_end

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Jdroyal
Jdroyal

I can watch this for days. So funny! Have some common sense and leave your woman at home, especially when she’s mad!

Molly Russell's Wart
Molly Russell's Wart

Wouldn’t you love to project that one from Chris Rock on a wall in the CHOP and watch the reaction?

jayjay
jayjay

“They got the best customer service”. Lol.

gc83
gc83

Chris Rock gave the most honest & accurate description of blacks in this skit. Of course he needed to throw the crowd a bone to keep from being mugged by the audience after the show by falsely claiming whites were far worse, but then resumed spilling truth about the evils of his ‘peeps.’ https://youtu.be/cBEwQHjdw14

Bill
Bill

Funny, but true

WebUser
WebUser

Thanks Kane!

We need a good laugh these days.

annilinn
annilinn

A classic.

Old Crow
Old Crow

That is gold….

Flagged
Flagged

Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor, three of the best comedians in history have played up to the stereotypes and hated on everybody. It’s really too bad white comedians aren’t afforded the same luxury, and there in lies the problem with race in this country in a nutshell to me. Our society has gone stark-raving mad and insane with this cancel culture and censorship culture.

C Simpson
C Simpson

When I was young and dumb , smoked dope and drank all the time ,I got my ass kicked quite often by the police, I finally figured out fighting with the cops is not the smart thing to do , and I’m as white as uncle bens rice.

Seabee
Seabee

Fool…..No such thing as “Uncle Ben’s ” rice!😂

EnabledVet
EnabledVet

“They got the best customer service!” CLASSIC!!!!!!

Joseph
Joseph

I keep thinking how long it will take right wingers to absolutely look forward to visiting idiotic cities that will defund and get rid of their police force. Think how fun it will be! Only thing keeping good men from going to town on all these punks are cops who may ruin our lives and livilihood with an arrest. The whole thought is motivating me to get back into superhuman shape again.

Shotze
Shotze

Chris Rock is fantastic!!

FBSport
FBSport

“I told you to find me a trigger man. You brought me a triggered man!” – HaHa!

read the Book
read the Book

follow the money, who “funds” blm, what is the backround of their leaders? etc…this isnt about race. it’s about hurting the county. its about bringing down the economy and people to create chaos utill the election..why? to distract from crimes comitted by elected and appointed officials.