Photo — String bikini made from Covid masks…

Posted by Kane on July 11, 2020 1:44 am

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Does this satisfy my mask requirement, officer?

 

 


 

 

Check out this Osprey in action…

 

According to twitter users, it’s not a shark, but still majestic.

 

 


 

 

Loggerhead Turtle Nest Boil

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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D
D

Hubba hubba

dan
dan

i will second that

Yiddishlion
Yiddishlion

BOIIIIIINNNNNG!

bornamilehigh
bornamilehigh

hehehehehehe ok, THAT was funny!!!! Thanks for the morning giggle 🙂

Tikitiki
Tikitiki

What’s up with the downvotes on this page? Soyboys escape their plantation?

tojak
tojak

We are blessed with a resident leftist PRICK that, due to a warped sense of humor, thinks it is funny to downvote… Just ignore him, he is so inferior that he craves attention…

SuzanneL
SuzanneL

It’s the women downvoting it. It does nothing but nausea for us.

Cassisanass
Cassisanass

Well how do yo think I feel? I keep telling my girlfriends to throw away the masks after they are through playing with them, but they keep putting them back in the box.

Pain is coming
Pain is coming

Perhaps men who paid big bucks to get rid of women like this.

The one with the white N95 masks, has a picture of herself in her kitchen, which tells me she is a narcissistic, first ballot, hall of fame gold digger, right there!

You’ve been warned gentlemen!

me
me

I’ll still look.

XDM in NM
XDM in NM

I was thinking same thing. If she’s advertising I’m window shopping.

XDM in NM
XDM in NM

Schwing!!!

KaweahKid
KaweahKid

…or at least when you *knew* “she” was a “her”…

OldSaltUSNR
OldSaltUSNR

Not guilty … or something like that. 😉

The “Covid” gal is one, very athletic young lady.

Old Fart
Old Fart

Or tranny for that matter…

joeygirl
joeygirl

lolololol Some men were looking at her face though…lololol

David Thornton
David Thornton

My glasses just fogged up and I’m not even wearing my face mask.

Gary
Gary

Kane…………..your a good man.

WiZ
WiZ

Ahhhhhh, this saved me. I just got done looking at the story (Guess the Antifa Gender) where the Antifa “it” was telling fellow rioters to pee in cop cars if arrested. The shrinkage reversed with this article.

WiZ
WiZ

I had to come back, I just looked at the vid in the “Disturbing video from NYC Marxist Zone” article. Kane, you better leave this bikini mask story posted indefinitely. Incidentally, another good reason to go to CFP instead of Drudge.

LnNV
LnNV

@Kane For all us Patriot Females we want to see the guys in masks….just saying, not over their faces either.

joeygirl
joeygirl

lololol I said the same thing…but I said bathing suits…. I like your idea better “~))

Cassisanass
Cassisanass

You bad girls !😎🤷‍♂️

All Man Brother
All Man Brother

Shwing!

Proud Veteran
Proud Veteran

Sweet 👍🏼
Much better than watching BLM beasts with megaphones.

Fox Mulder
Fox Mulder

Who are the two fags that down voted?

jayjay
jayjay

About the bird carrying a shark….now I’ve seen everything wow.

Verily
Verily

I know, right?

Jo Mo
Jo Mo

Mullet. But, yeah. It’s what eagles, ospreys and other birds of prey do. Awesome. Always. Infuriating when YOU’RE fishing, and they’re CATCHING.

Everett Miller
Everett Miller

Not a mullet. Wrong tail.

Skid Marx
Skid Marx

What bird, what shark?
I was more interested in the safety features of the N95 masks.

Ike
Ike

What bird???only saw 4 puddy tats…meooooow

Ahmoh
Ahmoh

Sharknado by bird.

The Skolian
The Skolian

I’ve finally seen a mask I wouldn’t mind wearing!

Cowboyup4
Cowboyup4

The weird azz liberal governors wouldn’t like it. LMBO

Ike
Ike

Ahem… that’s not a wearable model…it’s an edible one…

Cassisanass
Cassisanass

Uh, yes ma’am. Requirements fulfilled

OldSaltUSNR
OldSaltUSNR

… hmmm…. don’t know for sure. The officer would have to remove those masks to make certain that their of .. er… proper specifications….like … oh yeah, that they say “N95” on ’em. I think he’d have to have them all in hand, to check. 😝

In fact, this one actually looks like one of those “ANTIFA’s” in deep disguise: “M’am, hand over the masks, put your hands behind your head, and spread your feet shoulder distance apart. I assure you, this is for both your safety and ours. This check will only take… uhh.. an hour or two.”

James
James

For me, 48 seconds 😂

Maga2024
Maga2024

for me 2 seconds

James
James

Mercy she’s beautiful.

Mandible Neap
Mandible Neap

Dibs on the lower mask.

Hsssssss
Hsssssss

https://twitter.com/i/status/1278777392182501376
Kane – not exactly a mask or a bikini but wth is up with this “entertainer”
I think it’s the same one from the Black Judas video?
They really need to open the theaters back up or the strip clubs

tojak
tojak

Just another soyboy craving attention… he would never make it in the strip clubs.

Bill
Bill

Especially now because the gyms are closing and all the homeless that
use those gyms for showering and destressing by working out are about to go through
a very hot summer. Crime will go through the roof.

Zod, kneel before me
Zod, kneel before me

Liberal men are appalled.

tojak
tojak

“liberal” and “men” shouldn’t be used in the same sentence.

Verily
Verily

Monkeys going nutz in Thailand. And they don’t like the masks AT ALL!

Ahmoh
Ahmoh

Looks like Congress grabbing everything they can for themselves.

joeygirl
joeygirl

Hey Ver, I wonder if the guys on here or Kane will let us see them in bathing suites “~)). Should we put in a request?

Verily
Verily

The Mask comments:

Starman
Starman

Now that’s a mask I could get behind!!

cantstandlibs
cantstandlibs

Ooh La La. A butter face…..

Me
Me

Takes my breath away

Molly Russell's Wart
Molly Russell's Wart

I picture my face there.

Marc
Marc

I’d buy her dinner

Gary
Gary

……..and drinks.

ActionsSpeakLouder
ActionsSpeakLouder

Ya could have used the “Nature is Awesome” as a lead-in!! But, a nice gift for the fellas!

KH
KH

That’s a maskini.

AL
AL

WOW …

Josh van Hulst
Josh van Hulst

Who is that hottie?!

joeygirl
joeygirl

Just an osprey…… “~))

Bullfish
Bullfish

He he

MeanOldMan
MeanOldMan

Well I won’t be rolling outta bed tonight!

WPT
WPT

Looking good in the black mask bikini, then she went way too far with Var for the white mask bikini.

joeygirl
joeygirl

Not the same person…

Foxman
Foxman

Well… She’s physically fit isn’t she?

enemyofpoliticians
enemyofpoliticians

Jesus approved, apparently

tojak
tojak

Of course Jesus approves… She is one of his creations…

KaweahKid
KaweahKid

Officer, I’m having trouble breathing! (but don’t take me to the ER)

Bill
Bill

Works for me.

Logan
Logan

Leftest will suffer secondary enragement over the cross necklace.

PurpFiction
PurpFiction

Yes, yes it does

James
James

I want to wear the exact masks the models were wearing.

Gary
Gary

I want to wear the exact models the masks were wearing.

outrigger
outrigger

Gives a whole new meaning to the term “medical device.”

sorrynotsorry
sorrynotsorry

Pretty sure she is a he.

Butcher
Butcher

Yeah baby, YEAH.

Patriot 1776
Patriot 1776

OK fine,,, you can wear a mask…

Duane Speight
Duane Speight

I can’t breathe.

doug1961
doug1961

I had to look…
thank God the model wasn’t a fat antifa chick

marqfive
marqfive

Thank you Kane ! You made my holiday weekend . Many thanks.

YeahBaby
YeahBaby

I do not disapprove.

James
James

SHAZAM!

Justa Teksun
Justa Teksun

He certainly knew what he was doing when He designed us.

bold truth
bold truth

bet her parents are proud.

moderateGuy
moderateGuy

Why wouldn’t they be?

karma sherab
karma sherab

Amazing how clear the picture is – wonder why they can’t get a UFO pic that clear? huh?

rocketride
rocketride

The UFOs aren’t cooperating.

Richard J. Thompson
Richard J. Thompson

I’d have gone with the black mask bikini as the top pic personally but nice find either way.

moderateGuy
moderateGuy

I am COVID19 free. They can take the masks off.

Dave
Dave

Are we allowed to comment on her looks……..Yowza!!!!!! Never mind

Dave
Dave

Yowza yowza

Gary
Gary

Two yowza’s and a hubba hubba.

Dude
Dude

Okay. Okay. I’ll wear a mask. Could I borrow hers?

Jimbo Billybob
Jimbo Billybob

The Osprey flew for 20 seconds without flapping its wings, in both directions, not buying that one.

joeygirl
joeygirl

It can ride the thermals just like pelicans, seagulls.eagles, vultures. They have to be able to over large bodies of water. I literally watched seagulls fly went and out of sight on the Gulf. Maybe the hit Texas… not one turn.

Doc Moore
Doc Moore

I knew they were good for something. Can I, um, have the little one when your done with it?

Private Citizen Speaks
Private Citizen Speaks

As a straight female, it’s been too long to see other women with a sense of humor and having fun!

The professor
The professor

From “internet research”, the slender, somewhat sinewy one with the cross and the N95 masks is “Yulia Ushakova” from Russia and the one in the black masks is “Jade Marie” from Australia – this latter one either has a narrower waist or bigger hips as amazing as that may be!