Once you hear it, you can’t unhear it…

Posted by Kane on July 29, 2020 3:33 pm

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MommaK
MommaK

Hahaha😂😂🤣🤣😂😜

roomer
roomer

Hilarious!

viennadave
viennadave

Stop jerkin’ me around about the freakin’ masks!

👊 The Equalizer ✍️
👊 The Equalizer ✍️

@ roomer

If this isn’t the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on the Internet, I don’t know what is. I do know that it made me laugh, beginning with the dumbass “news” reporters to the “Reply” section here, up and down the line. Sorry I got here, so late to the party, but I was having some mask debates at the supermarket with a few of the local “Karens.” It got messy. I mean it got ugly. Well, anyway, It took a long time to get back here, because the Karens were so ugly. Oh well, never mind. I’m just glad that I won the mask debate after putting in all that time and effort! 😂🤣

Quuj
Quuj

Wow.. Funniest thing you’ve seen on the internet huh? Pretty low bar you had for that.

dan k
dan k

the commie dogs are stuck emotionally at age 8 because of their abnormal sexual ideas/personal development
and now they are dragging us in
temper tantrums/riots
potty humor/the above
demands to mind daddy/MASKS!
all the other pathologic behaviors they exhibit
etc etc etc

Nate
Nate

good for your prostate bro

Sun King
Sun King

That Montage was Fapulous!

Mike the Tyke
Mike the Tyke

Hey. Put that thing away.

Jack
Jack

Richard
Richard

Saw a woman wearing one on her motorcycle the other day. No HELMET but wearing a surgical mask. Brains may end up all over the road, but death will still be reported as covid, you betcha, even if she didn’t test positive. If they bother testing.

Thedude
Thedude

you will go blind

dan k
dan k

hahahahah
hair on palms?

Weeda P. Pole
Weeda P. Pole

Maybe that’s why my mustache has suddenly grown thicker.

Artful Zombie
Artful Zombie

How can you tell a straight guy mustache from a gay guy mustache?

2Standards
2Standards

A gay guy mustache is just a cushion for a high speed c##k sucker.

HiPlainsSifter
HiPlainsSifter

Lol…I thot they were saying mask debate.

Sun King
Sun King

Turning Japanese

De Mccullough
De Mccullough

Yeah, no kidding

Retirednottired
Retirednottired

Can we do it until we need glasses?

Dee
Dee

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not1FGiven
Not1FGiven

I’m undeniably a mask debater

dr D
dr D

Mask debating is good for you! I’m 50+, in good health and I mask debate all the time!

And my wife is very supportive of my hobby.

De Mccullough
De Mccullough

Lol

Bluesman
Bluesman

Maybe your wife thinks you are trying to “palm something off on her ? ” Sorry, that was an “offhand” comment.

Vato Loco
Vato Loco

Only two kinds of mask debaters in this world: 1) Those that say they never mask debate, 2) Those that say they’re trying to quit. Which one are you?

Gary
Gary

Great……now we’ll have to listen to all the masker debaters for the next news cycle.

Not1FGiven
Not1FGiven

My wife wasn’t happy when she caught me mask debating with one of my neighbors. I asked her to join in and now she loves it!

Dmoney$
Dmoney$

Its not a question of whether a man maskdebates the question is how often.

Dan066
Dan066

That is so funny.

Edge of Wetness
Edge of Wetness

I mask debate constantly.

Skid Marx
Skid Marx

DNC………….The Great Masturbate…………Oops, my bad.

On Noh
On Noh

If ya mean “Jerk-Offs” then yes, you were right.

Ahmoh
Ahmoh

Paging Jack Mehoff.

John McGraw
John McGraw

I know Jack Mehoff, seriously.

D-Manguy68
D-Manguy68

That is too funny!! Brilliant comedic mind who put that together!! I could not stop laughing…I needed it.

jimtrunk
jimtrunk

Mask debation is ok ‘til you need glasses.

NavyVet
NavyVet

I already wear glasses, but since I have started engaging in mask debating my sight has become clearer somehow.

Sodacrackers2
Sodacrackers2

My goodness!

Gruene Hall Deplorable
Gruene Hall Deplorable

Just friggin great. I want to unhear that.
Thanks Kane

medianfury
medianfury

New Braunfels

Luke of the D
Luke of the D

Ok so this made me laugh – deep, uncotrollable belly laughs! I needed this today! Thank you M3thods and Citizen Kane!

bob
bob

US Military News Update
12h ·

DEPLOYABLE ON SHORT NOTICE AND LETHAL WHEN CALLED INTO ACTION

U.S. Marines with Light Attack Helicopter Squadron 169, Marine Aircraft Group 39, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, load ammunition onto a UH-1Y Venom before live fire training during Exercise Summer Fury 20 at Marine Corps Base Camp Pendleton, Calif. Summer Fury is designed to enhance Marine-Air-Ground Task Force integration and increase aviation operations proficiency with realistic, relevant training to ensure the Marine Corps’ largest aircraft wing remains operationally excellent, interoperable, deployable on short notice and lethal when called into action.

Sodacrackers2
Sodacrackers2

Is that true?

🐸Pepe Says
🐸Pepe Says

Hairy Palms says…..mask debate!

bob
bob

US Military News Update
1d ·

On The Brink Of War: U.S. Marine Deploys To Australia

U.S. Marine Corps Cpl. Joshua George, the Chemical, Biological, Radiological and Nuclear defense specialist with the Logistics Combat Element, Marine Rotational Force – Darwin, prepares for a hike in Northern Territory, Australia, July 27, 2020. George, a McDonough, Ga. native fills a variety of billets including the CBRN chief, as well as a rifle marksmanship coach.

“The hike we are about to do is resiliency training for us. It gets Marines used to being on their feet. This cross-training is great because every Marine is a rifleman, and I love getting to come out to the field and shoot. Marine Rotational Force – Darwin is a great opportunity for us to get used to a different environment and working alongside the Australian forces.”

MRF-D enables U.S. Marines and the ADF to enhance regional security, strengthen alliances and partnerships, and increase the ability to rapidly respond to crises throughout the region.

On Noh
On Noh

“U.S. Marine Deploys To Australia”
I guess that is all they need – One Marine goes to Ausieland (oy oy oy) cute girls, he’ll be fine…

7mountains
7mountains

(Bob)That’s a tease. Please continue, or give me a link if available?

bob
bob

usmilitarynewsoffical on FB. I was forward deployed japan so all the news is military Armed Forces Japan

7mountains
7mountains

You got my Infantry instincts fired up.
Thanks for info. 🇺🇸

stevetroyer
stevetroyer

I never maskdebate and will not participate with maskdebaters. They never wash their hands after maskdebating.
Free the face!
Say no to Face Diapers!

shl
shl

I mask debate once a day. Gotta keep the pipes clean.

Nunoya Biz
Nunoya Biz

This maskdebate is a real circle jerk of an issue. I wish everyone would just get off from it and move on.

2smartforlibs
2smartforlibs

Does this POS realize his party has controlled that city for decades?

Drew
Drew

Goodness gracious. They dont call it covid porn for nothing sooooo funny

James Bernard
James Bernard

So I am assuming that it is now perfectly OK to “maskdebate“ in public without getting arrested. Correct?

2smartforlibs
2smartforlibs

In my area, it has been pretty easy to determine party affiliation. Masks libs no mask usually has a red hat.

Ahmoh
Ahmoh

What about the black vs white masks?

safhornet
safhornet

I notice time after time all the mainstream media uses the exact same adjectives and phases…I belive the DNC sends out the talking points and the propaganda wing ( new media) of the DNC parrots the exact words.

Threeper
Threeper

BINGO ! You are correct. They all say the same dam thing or at least pretty close. DNC scripted.

Richard
Richard

I keep seeing the picture of Melania with a mask on. Beautiful. She makes anything better just being near it.
The man that gives our horses pedicures met her and the President while distributing food after one of the hurricanes down in Houston. I asked , is she REALLY that pretty? He said pictures do not do her justice. Also said when the cameras left they stuck around a while distributing more food and talking to every one. Neither one was uppity, standoffish, just working and talking to them like they were old friends.
SHOW ME A DEMOCRAT THAT IS THIS WAY.
We were fans before and will always be TRUMP FANS FOREVER!!!!
P.S. I am Jealous of Aaron because they shook his hand!

Donald O'Neill
Donald O'Neill

Only the stupid media could not figure that out . To them the biggest “Jerk Offs”

joeygirl
joeygirl

When you see and hear parroted words…. that’s the Exec’s telling what to say. They are controlling the narrative.

Red Badger
Red Badger

Harry Palms agrees……………

Harry Caray
Harry Caray

I maskdebate every day

Slimmer Fat Feller
Slimmer Fat Feller
James Bernard
James Bernard

Proving once again, only Melania can wear a mask that does not cover her beauty.

Bill
Bill

Are the maskdebaters?

Sun King
Sun King

Narcissists in the Leftstream Media love to maskdebate on live television when no one is watching.

Desicant
Desicant

I heard from an anonymous insider that if you mastdebate too much you will grow hair on your palms and go crazy

James Bernard
James Bernard

I wonder if either Hannity or Tucker will have some fun with this tonight?

bob
bob

Can I say what Rodrigo Duterte said last night to get everybody going? Since America don’t care about the real news.

Reagan's Ghost
Reagan's Ghost

Bob

You are annoying. It’s called taking a break. We care about news. But it always helps to laugh.

bob
bob

I talk to people in America and they have no clue what’s going on in the world. Everybody says the same thing, It’s all trump. I’m not a pro at news, but somebody needs to look outside Trumps ass.

Nuthinmuffin
Nuthinmuffin

They don’t even listen to themselves…just blind followers

Yukfoo
Yukfoo

Appropriate because the news media is constantly engaged in mental masturbation.

Ahmoh
Ahmoh

And talking out their @sses.

PacificPlate
PacificPlate

Are you saying were all maskdebaters?

gotta a hand le on it
gotta a hand le on it

The sound bite is kinda like the mask itself. It may make you feel good but is completely useless.

Ahmoh
Ahmoh

A better analogy would be the Condom as the new Democrap avatar. It gives you the illusion of protection while getting screwed.

Navajo Frank
Navajo Frank

Everybody is mask-a-bating

Cap'n smell
Cap'n smell

Well, I am great at it!

mikep
mikep

When I was younger, maybe 3-4 times a day
Now that I’m 60, maybe 3-4 times a month I’ll have the maskdebate

Old Fart
Old Fart

Masturbate!

Mr. Ed
Mr. Ed

LMAO!!!! Too funny!!

Loren
Loren

What to do about mask insanity? Buy a gas mask with P3 filter a 99.95% filtration and a hat that says ‘My Mask Works Yours Mask Does Not You Are Going To Die’. If they are that insane, make them more crazy.

Think about it!

tyrone shoelaces
tyrone shoelaces

I have found that if a mask is too small, you just rub it a bit and it gets bigger…..

H. Bowman
H. Bowman

True, no debate needed on that one.

twohawk
twohawk

“The great masturbate in Georgia is getting ugly”
“The masturbate is intensifying.”

Founders1791
Founders1791

STUDY: Journal of Applied Microbiology (2019)
https://sfamjournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1111/jam.14278

Collection, particle sizing and detection of airborne viruses

“Current technological deficiencies, accurate determination of the presence of airborne viruses is challenging. This shortcoming limits our ability to evaluate the actual threat arising from inhalation or other relevant contact with aerosolized viruses”, “Using a Sioutas Cascade Impactor H3N2 (Hong Kong Flu) was collected from sick individuals from 3-7 meters away (9-23ft). A recent estimate indicates that up to 646,000 persons in the world die every year of influenza”

Founders1791
Founders1791

STUDY: Centers for Disease Control (2020)
https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/5/19-0994_article

Measures for Pandemic Influenza Personal Protective and Environmental Measures

“We review the evidence on the effectiveness of.. personal protective measures and environmental hygiene.. in pandemic plans.. hand hygiene or face masks evidence from 14 randomized controlled trials.. did not support a substantial effect on transmission of laboratory-confirmed influenza. We similarly found limited evidence on the effectiveness of improved hygiene and environmental cleaning.”

Founders1791
Founders1791

STUDY: Virology Journal (2005)
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1232869/

Chloroquine is a potent inhibitor of SARS corona virus infection and spread

“Severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) is caused by a newly discovered corona virus (SARS-CoV). Chloroquine is effective in preventing the spread of SARS CoV in cell culture. Favorable inhibition of virus spread was observed when the cells were either treated with chloroquine prior to or after SARS CoV infection”

Oxblood
Oxblood

I love Charles Payne, I wish he had said debate over masks, or something like that.