Virus stupidity at the grocery store…

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Clown World
Clown World

That may be one of the greatest videos of all time.

Maga2024
Maga2024

This lady has to be a Republican

Sheryl
Sheryl

And if she’s not, I want her to be!!

Ralph
Ralph

1 more lib head exploded!

Hunter1
Hunter1

Yup. And I guarantee the maniacal check lady only watched CNN and MSNBC. BTW, how come some brilliant millionaire hasn’t started selling disposable”hazmat suits” in the Walmart, Target, etc shopping centers?

Tiredoflibtards
Tiredoflibtards

Cuz the brilliant millionaires and billionaires are too busy supporting Biden, Sanders.

Ralph
Ralph

2 lib heads exploded!

BigBaller23
BigBaller23

Don’t touch the keypad!

Justin Stark
Justin Stark

Don’t Touch ANYTHING; Hover In Mid-Air.

ron in dallas
ron in dallas

I went to Sams Club today to get some hamburger meat and found every idiot in Dallas County clogging up the lines buying toilet paper. Most of em mexicans.

Mary Smith
Mary Smith

the toilet paper thing is now a thing. That and Ramen freaking noodles.

Q
Q

Yup … all illegals should return to Mexico … for their safety.

Cassy
Cassy

Not every “illegal” is from Mexico, Dumbass. Way to show your racism. But you probably don’t think it’s racist, because your type usually always needs it to be spelled out for you. Even then, you likely won’t get it.

Unless you are indigenous and non-white, you’re actually the true “illegal.” White people taking over land and making up some bullshit documents doesn’t make them or us any more “legal” than we are.

Oh and, I’m not Republican or Democratic. I’m not a Liberal either. Being a sheep would make me complacent. And that won’t get anyone anywhere.

Papa
Papa

No, you’re just stupid.

Juanito
Juanito

At the local Walmart last weekend and saw grown men with carts full of toilet paper and bottled water. One guy had 6ea 5 gallon bottles of water.

Adrenoreceptor
Adrenoreceptor

I was looking online yesterday placing some pick up orders (I have done that for a couple years now for convenience, not for any health/virus issues) and sure enough, the only toilet paper available at Sam’s was that commercial cheap horrible sandpaper tissue businesses torment their customers with (mainly because people will literally steal the good stuff). Walmart had some available but Sam’s was sold the funk out. Same with vitamin C.

I didn’t need any, I was just curious. I’ve been a prepper since shortly after Obama took office. I was convinced he’d allow a calamity to hit the U.S.. I keep a backup of everything just as a normal course of life. I’m always at least a couple-three weeks ahead of stuff like paper products, emergency water, vitamins/supplements and my freezers are usually well stocked with meats. I even keep up to 40 gallons of gas for my generator or vehicles…all for exactly such a circumstance as this.

Anyone who pays attention when a snowstorm or hurricane is coming here in VA knows half of the population are unprepared fools and there is ALWAYS a run on the stores when media hypes a crisis. This is serious stuff, but if anything, at some point, shopping should get easier once people have their panic stock and sequester themselves, shopping should be a pleasure without all those idiots out every day.

DeeVessar
DeeVessar

sorry bud, but you sound like someone who wants to contribute to panic or some kind of panic (maybe just signs of public panic).

I got hit by some ex elite epa scum…a little over two weeks ago…sharing his bs panic with me. Can’t believe he did that…..don’t like each other.

Justin Stark
Justin Stark

No One Has Any Idea What You Are Babbling About.

Justin Stark
Justin Stark

Because They’re ‘Full Of It’.

Old Crow
Old Crow

After the TP, then went the paper towels, then napkins, water, flour, and meat…I purchased 10 boxes of Kleenex because I prepped and have all that other stuff, I just wanted to see the zombies in action! I am wondering what would be flying off the shelves if this was a stomach virus?

Fleabag
Fleabag

Rice was picked clean in my rural area, there were two 20lb bags left and we were going to get both, but some klutz cut one bag, likely when opening the box it came in. The high dollar rice was all that was left after that, along with health grains, etc. I did grab some more sponges though, no ******* way am I being caught without sponges. Most of the dish soap was picked clean, only Ajax was left and some Dawn. Nothing wrong with Ajax, its plenty good for washing dishes.

linjha
linjha

Seriously, I live in Tucson, we have lots of Mexicans and Mexican Americans. They aren’t the ones I see going crazy. There are selfish people in every group and reasonable people in every group. Why some people have to bring Mexicans or Arabs or Trump or Bernie – in other words, politics and bias into every conversation, I don’t know. It’s an ignorant comment and I don’t care how many people want to knock me for saying so.

Fleabag
Fleabag

They all have 2-4 kids too, I saw three white kids in walmart today, but dozens and dozens of Mexican kids. Truly telling about who is replacing us as the tax cattle.

Thankfully, my half of my local population is on the stupid side and the other half is too old to know how to panic. The toilet paper was ravaged but the paper towels weren’t, neither were the Kleenexes. Just don’t flush those as they screw up your septic system. Likewise the rubbing alcohol was pilfered bare, along with a lot of stuff from the cleaning isles like dish soap, however pool bleach was in generous stock, I’m sure white vinegar was as well but I didn’t check.

Agricultural vinegar will work as a cleaning agent as well, just water it down really well, have baking soda on hand too and lots of it, lab goggles too! I’ve used 35% concentrated vinegar to rust bust parts and it will burn your skin off, even diluted.

I didn’t stop at the local alcohol barn to pick up some good vodka, had cold stuff and it was already melting.

I didn’t *need* paper towels, but I don’t intend to be without them either, so I bought an extra six pack of Bounty. Screw that value brand stuff.

Adrenoreceptor
Adrenoreceptor

Finally I see someone actually addressing something I have been saying and asking about for two weeks now.

We’re told all the proper hygiene steps, I wont repeat them, but what about the products and produce in the stores? Who knows who have been shopping before you and coughed, sneezed or touched the stuff you are putting in your cart? But do any of us sanitize our entire grocery purchase when we get home? Wipe or spray all packaging with disinfectant and soak in bleach water all our fresh produce?

I thought of this because 2 weeks ago, I saw a “doctor” on FOXN say the virus can live for days on clothing or a tissue after a cough or sneeze. If thats the case, we better at least wash our hands after handling that can of tuna, box of cereal, jar of pickles in the pantry we just bought days ago…and what about that produce? A bunch of broccoli has all kinds of nooks and crannies…better not eat any raw unless its been soaked in a solution of bleach and water.

But just the other day, I saw Dr. Seigal answer a viewer’s question that came close to my subject here, and he said the virus lasts minutes on a surface, not days. So, same network, two different advice. CDC web site says nothing about the virus on grocery items but tells you to disinfect your home surfaces frequently…go figure.

My silly wife…women just dont think sometimes, I asked her to be sure to stock up on bleach last week, and she knew why, and what does she buy? Of course….scented bleach! What woman wouldn’t? Yea, soak your food in that…DUH!

I’m taking over the grocery shopping for a while. Shes 10 years older than me anyway, I need to take it for the team and protect my elderly family…(wink, wink)

Yodiepup
Yodiepup

I have one question as to the assumption the virus has the capacity to live for days on various surfaces. “Why aren’t we all dead by now?” If this virus is so “deadly” and we have nowhere to hide from it, common sense has to ask how any of us are still standing. Pick up a can of tomato soup and WHAM! You are toast. Of course, that is only if you are prone to stick your finger up any human orifice…..

Mary
Mary

These are worse case scenarios. They depend on a sick person hovering over the ingredients for chicken soup etc. Vegetable squeezers are another form of culprit. Many times tomatoes and other ripening fruits can get squeezed more than 10 times in one day before some one decides that they are ripe enough to buy.

Mary
Mary

Soak food in salt water, it will kill germs and not leave a chlorine taste to your foods. All it takes is minutes, if you soak too long, you will have a salty taste that may not make your vegetables taste all that great. With meats, prepare to cook them longer than you might otherwise find tastey. Better overcooked than undercooked during these hard times.

Fleabag
Fleabag

I wipe down anything I pour or drink from the can, like pineapple juice.

Mike
Mike

Fox had a female doctor who said virus lives on cardboard for 24 hours and that she opened her boxes OUTSIDE

Fox had several professionals on a few weeks ago who said DO NOT break the bubbles on those plastic bubble wrap as made in China and has their air. They all advised to open your amazon ect boxes OUTSIDE. The news is on every day as my contractor works in my home and he heard this also so when I got an Amazon package that evening, I opened it outside on porch and put everything trash can outside except I pulled one big bubble wrap bubble away from the rest and before he arrived, I took it and taped it to my porch floor for the contractor to find. LOL LOL He immediately saw it and put it in the outside trash bin and came in laughing at the prank. .We both washed our hands anyway after touching that bubble wrap – just to be on the safe side.

Joy
Joy

Hilarious but true.

People have lost their minds.

Tired of it al
Tired of it al

I really, really, really like that woman. Terrific sense of humor. Common sense has left the world!

Roger
Roger

2 Timothy Chapter 3 Remember this! In the last days there will be many troubles, 2 because people will love themselves, love money, brag, and be proud. They will say evil things against others and will not obey their parents or be thankful or be the kind of people God wants. 3 They will not love others, will refuse to forgive, will gossip, and will not control themselves. They will be cruel, will hate what is good, 4 will turn against their friends, and will do foolish things without thinking. They will be conceited, will love pleasure instead of God, 5 and will act as if they serve God but will not have his power. Stay away from those people.

Andy b
Andy b

I’m in love.

seabiscuit
seabiscuit

Do you have that fuzzy bubbly feeling deep down in your gut? Better head for the bathroom ! QUICK!

Fleabag
Fleabag

Bubble guts. VGE. Montezuma’s Revenge. Dysentery. Been there, not fun, lost 20 lbs in a week or two over seas. Doxy pills are amazing. Always have broad spectrums for gram pos and gram neg bacteria, Doxy is a must for any first aid kit.

Nobody You Know
Nobody You Know

Now THAT is a RANT!

Daizy
Daizy

Best belly laugh of the week! …and that’s what I love about the South. God bless her.

Yodiepup
Yodiepup

She is definitely an excellent representative of the kick-ass Southern gal. We don’t put up with any Bull sh!t.

KountryBumpkin
KountryBumpkin

LMAO, common sense is as rare as hens teeth these days.

nuthinmuffin
nuthinmuffin

it’s always been rare, we just get watch endless videos about the morons that are overflowing in every walk of life

Luv2nit
Luv2nit

We also get to watch vacuous leg crossers with the same haircuts and metro soy boys telling us
how to live every day, and how nonsense is to be believed.

jojo
jojo

Julia Sugarbaker couldn’t have said it better!

Tina
Tina

omg, I love designing women!

Mozart
Mozart

Great vid! Hahahaha.

SCGal
SCGal

Trying to quit smoking after a pack a day addiction for over 40 years, which was a demand from my doctor on monday because of this stupid virus. I know- should have quit a long time ago. I also have barely cracked a smile, much less laughed out loud- until now. Thank you so much. I needed that more than you know. If I could hang out with her for a week or so, I’m sure I could get through this. Laughter really is the best medicine.

CFP Fan
CFP Fan

I’m a smoker too, just cut back a little to sooth yourself psychologically. If you get sick stop instantly and promise yourself a whole pack the minute your better. My aunt smoked until she was 96. My childhood friend was a marathon runner and got a double lung transplant. Stay calm, wait till each urge passes then smoke when your not craving a smoke. 3-4 times a day answer the craving with a smoke and really enjoy the taste. Bottom line an asteroid could hit us all tomorrow and poof no more Earth. Enjoy a smoke now and then. My Doctor knows not to lecture me by now! Or he gets a speech!

Sid
Sid

30 years smoke free and I still miss them . I don’t begrudge anybody that still enjoys them. But I do have a nice Churchill cigar a couple of times a year.

500c
500c

#MeToo I still miss them after over a decade of quitting. If I ever find myself the attention of a firing squad I’m gonna take that last smoke.

Skid Marx
Skid Marx

True all of that. Grampa lived alone, smoked roll your owns, drank whiskey every day and lived on processed bologna because he loved the taste of it till he was 98. He caught a cold and the doctor put him in the hospital out of caution and he picked up another nasty bug in there and it killed him.

Luv2nit
Luv2nit

We once bought a house from a 96 yr old woman who smoked every day, slept until noon, had a regular scotch in the afternoon, and wore pearls every day. Her son made her sell her house and move into a residence because she was patting her hair one day while holding a cigarette and her hair caught on fire because of the spray net build up. You can’t escape everything.

Sid
Sid

The other alternative is scotch. Good luck with the smoking.

BillW
BillW

25 years scotch and smoking…. quit 30 years ago… smoking. Not scotch. Need my scotch.

…. and chocolate.

sandi.cotexz
sandi.cotexz

really anything > 120 proof does double duty (according to CDC, of course not on the rocks. Room temp puts hair on your chest.)

Tiredofit
Tiredofit

sandi, the last time I accidentally got 120 proof on my rocks I danced the Macarena for several
minutes. I wouldn’t listen to the CDC about that.

Jasper
Jasper

I quit after so many years. NAC (Cysteine) combined with Glutamine and Glycine did very well to help curb the desire to smoke and drink. Also used the little clear plastic filter tips that show the tar that would otherwise enter your system. Finished up with some nicotine lozenges.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/nac-benefits

And don’t forget smoking kills Vit-C, So super large doses of Vitamin C, Ascorbic Acid, 1000mg/hour.

http://www.doctoryourself.com/index.html

Luv2nit
Luv2nit

I was able to quit smoking by taking up running.

Geo
Geo

Retirement did it for me

Ned
Ned

Serving during the Gulf War did it for me.

Mary Smith
Mary Smith

Surgery where I stopped breathing and they almost intubated me did it for me.

RhinoIsHere
RhinoIsHere

My father in law is dying (before he should) of COPD. It’s terrible. Stop smoking if at all possible, brother and sister conservatives.

Curt
Curt

I finally quit smoking when I convinced myself that tar and nicotine are POISON. Poisoning myself did not seem like a good idea. Besides, lung cancer is slow & painful. I also had a smoker friend who died of throat cancer. Imagine how awful that would be!

archey
archey

I quit smoking back in 1968, and it took me over 20 years to get over those things..
It seemed like forever. But I was successful.
Glad I quit..

Mary
Mary

Good luck and God bless you on your quest to stop smoking.

Me
Me

It’s all that’s left! 😂👍😂

plugnickle
plugnickle

JUST TOUCH IT!!! lol

Rusty
Rusty

Exactly!
Bunch of sheep! It’s a different version of Ebola, Mers, Sars, the common cold, flu etc.
If you have underlying health issues, are very old, or very young, yeah, it can be deadly, but in a couple months
people are going to go what was the corona virus? If you get sick, stay home, contact a doctor if your condition
gets worse. Otherwise, you’ll be ok in a few days.
Good God people…

But, since China released this, they’ve SHUT DOWN the freedom protesters, most likely locked a lot of them up because
they “think” they are sick, infect them, don’t treat them and they die.
And globally, it’s having an affect on supply, economies etc. Another reason to bring manufacturing back to the USA where we were the global powerhouse after WW2.

And the liberal socialist in government & the media are LOVING THIS. 4 years they’ve been trying to destroy our president
and haven’t gotten anywhere. Now this is just their latest tactic. And they will milk it for all it is worth.
Plus, the globalist/deep state are using this as an excuse to curtail our 1st Amendment rights of “free assembly”.

Subjectofussa
Subjectofussa

Not entirely right in that each one of these things is different. Sars was infectious after you were already sick. This one is infections without you even showing symptoms.

It’s just nature it would have to be obvious to some if it was a bio weapon. Nature is the best at it anyway, what happens when you mix millions of chinese and they catch eat and do whatever with anything that walks or crawls.

Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson

‘so many stupid people in this world’. look at the positive, at least they are well represented in Congress and government. bwahahahahaha.

Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson

the education system has been infecting the population with the coronastupido virus since the end of WW2.

EnabledVet
EnabledVet

You Can’t fight stupid…..

Paul
Paul

“Go ahead, just touch your face” (slap, slap, slap) lol

Luv2nit
Luv2nit

Here, let me do t for you……

Bill
Bill

I use my nose on the keypad at the grocery, it avoids having to touch the pad, then my face.

Pied Piper
Pied Piper

That’s as funny as the video, Bill! Kudos double!

tongue puncher
tongue puncher

This woman’s rant should go… wait for it… VIRAL!!!

Bill
Bill

I vote her for secretary of state.

blink
blink

I thought touching ones face was a way to contract the virus NOT spread the virus. His hands are more likely to have it than his face. Oh well, you can fix stupid people that aren’t afraid to demonstrate their ignorance.

RandyLee
RandyLee

lol now that is hilarious and so true!!

Reality Truth
Reality Truth

Better than Shakespeare

Vic
Vic

You can’t fix stupid.

Brid shealy
Brid shealy

Omg I love her. Southerners women Are the most eloquent Creatures!

Luv2nit
Luv2nit

Yep, they are the steel magnolias.

Belgians123
Belgians123

Question – does anybody still shop at a muslim run / owned grocery store ? Muslims do not believe in toilet paper and are instructed to wipe their ass’s, with their left hand

Dave
Dave

Perhaps why Iran is having problems now?

jack brewer
jack brewer

Bless her little heart

Anon
Anon

This woman deserves a standing ovation! She is absolutely hilarious. I agree…there are many imbeciles who think they are so wise.

John Q
John Q

Now, that video is the best of the week. Made me laugh so hard at the logic which is correct of course.

Snake Pliskin
Snake Pliskin

In the words of Lt. Barns. “Everybody gotta die sometime.”

Nobody You Know
Nobody You Know

Barnes was a sergeant, same as Elias.

Luv2nit
Luv2nit

I thought that quite was from that ridiculous woman from Arkansas that was a doctor, and Obaama made her the Surgeon General. She must’ve see. that movie.

Snake Pliskin
Snake Pliskin

I stand corrected!

patriot76
patriot76

Great point! I would love to find that psycho lady who was shrieking and just proceed to touch my face, pick my nose and scratch my ass, then touch my face and tell her what an idiot she is.

The world is going INSANE!

jack brewer
jack brewer

Thanks to the media and liberals

Max Power
Max Power

55 is not middle aged

Hangry
Hangry

It’s not? What is?

Max Power
Max Power

Normally 36, for my parents it was 28…

500c
500c

Sorry for your loss.

jack brewer
jack brewer

It is if you’re 80

Charles Goodspeed
Charles Goodspeed

Outstanding

NotJustYet
NotJustYet

LOL that lady just made my day!

Adis
Adis

Ha ha ha! That IS hilarious!

Taco Tuesday Welder
Taco Tuesday Welder

I can guarantee she isn’t a democrat

Ben There
Ben There

Finger lickin’ bugger pickin’ double digit IQ idiot… too true.

Goofus
Goofus

My college roommate and his wife had two beautiful girls. After the youngest left home , they had to move her old room around. Behind the headboard was about one hundred boogers smeared on the wall. True story.

Luv2nit
Luv2nit

That is truly disgusting! Give us a break……yuk.

Kathy Welshans
Kathy Welshans

Luv a funny, sensible woman

ECA
ECA

21,420 views on youtube.

Soon to reach 2,142,000 views?
Or 21,420,000 views?

You go Lady.
All power to you.

Luv2nit
Luv2nit

Waiting for the screamer to get triggered and file a lawsuit with the ACLU.

Dolph
Dolph

It reminds me of the story my friend Jim told me many years ago, about how he was in a donut shop behind some woman who weighed well over 200 pounds, and she ordered up FIVE glazed donuts, and a diet Coke!! Yeah, real smart there!!

One momma to a nother
One momma to a nother

In a nutshell literally best post I’ve seen all day

czechster
czechster

Oh thank you for the biggest laugh I have had in a long time. So damn true.

Kitty Lenoir
Kitty Lenoir

ha ha ha

Arkindole
Arkindole

I’m taking that woman to the range.

cantstandlibs
cantstandlibs

The voice of reason.

Endofdays
Endofdays

SMH

Richard Wrenn
Richard Wrenn

Use a whole roll of Saran wrap…. To have safe sex with your imaginary friend! Better to be safe than sorry!!! Wrap your head the tightest!!!

Endofdays
Endofdays

Shit! I touched my phone while on the toilet to watch this!

BillW
BillW

the people’s cube.com is on fire…. of course I just finished my third Johnny Walker Black double, so I’m easily impressed. But let’s face it… between the headlines of Breitbart, CFP, CTH, etc…world politics looks like a bunch of Onion headlines. You can’t make this stuff up. It’s beyond all rational thought. I think I’ll just laugh myself to sleep tonight. I’m over-saturated with all this insanity.

ActionsSpeakLouder
ActionsSpeakLouder

Just understand that “It’s beyond all rational thought.” is intentional. It’s total Alinsky method to cause chaos, unrest and panic to control those who fall for it. I’m not saying there isn’t a problem. I’m saying that the “crisis” is not going to waste and is being intentionally magnified and overblown to make people panic and controllable, AND easily manipulated into believing the fake/commie media propaganda. I totally hear you with “all the insanity” saturation, but I try to remember and realize that the goal of the ones perpetrating the insanity want total destruction of Trump and traditional America. We cannot let them prevail. CANNOT and WILL NOT. You and Johnny have a good night. Sleep well BillW.

Miller
Miller

In my township, the senior program that feeds the seniors has been cancelled, the senior bus program that gets seniors to and from stores has also been cancelled. Special programs at the library, cancelled. No student is allowed to bring any food item into the school café, even though it’s been OK for the last 50 years or so. The area has cancelled all St.Patrick’s Day events, even though hundreds if not thousands of dollars has been invested/donated to the events. Everything is a no, no …. except …
Except the local school districts bouncyball (basketball) tournament* scheduled for Friday and Saturday. I keep getting emails, calls, texts to “hurry and purchase” the tickets for myself, my family(no one goes to these schools) and purchase for my co-workers at the village (village hall, police department and public works).
Those two days, for some reason, aren’t cancelled.

* “tournament” = fundraiser for the yuts that play bouncyball, not for the school, not for all students.

ActionsSpeakLouder
ActionsSpeakLouder

That is a disgrace. Using this so-called epidemic to screw the elderly and promote selling tickets to some sports event. I’d pitch the biggest bitch ever. Let your township’s “leaders” (ahem), know that you are angry and disappointed. Don’t hold back. Be a squeaky wheel. Good luck.

Babygotnewshoes
Babygotnewshoes

Fabulous!! Best laugh in ages. Puts it all in perspective with a good dose of common sense and humor.

jkyody
jkyody

Excellent!!