Trigglypuff 2.0 is comedy gold…

Posted by Kane on September 18, 2020 3:09 am

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Stay classy, Philadelphia. Do not skip either short clip.

 

Watch both videos on twitter…

 

 

 

 

Here’s a third clip I just found…

 

 


 

 

The Original Trigglypuff

 

 

 

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Hank Bass
Hank Bass

Excuse me but I have to go puke…..it’s just too much for me.

Yugkh
Yugkh

What a fat cee u next Tuesday… like anyone one earth would miss her if she never existed

Wayne Fisher
Wayne Fisher

Now, now, fellers…that little beauty of the female form just expending more energy with that little dance than she’s expended in the last ten years…maybe the last ten years combined but she’s working towards making herself a “10”.

johnnyCatt
johnnyCatt

yeah, she’s gonna be sore in the morning… damn, I’m gonna have to up my weight on my chest presses if we have to fight huge as slobs like this… if she gets ahold of you, you gonna need like Lou Ferrigno strength to get her off!

The Fenian
The Fenian

First time I ever felt sorry for a smartphone.

Right Side Broadcasting Fan
Right Side Broadcasting Fan

Democrats in a nutshell right there.

C-Note
C-Note

Less food, more dancing might fix her carbohydrate decayed mind.

C-Note
C-Note

Multi-national corporations push dangerous processed carbohydrates, added sugar, tobacco, addictive pain meds and alcohol on you to keep you:
1. Stupid
2. Fat
3. Sick
4. Weak
5. And most importantly, KILL YOU YOUNG.

muskratlove
muskratlove

Hahaha😄

Ska36
Ska36

Yeah, 10 tons.

Jeff in Oregon
Jeff in Oregon

She’s got to get to “1” before she can become a “10”

Irving
Irving

An exercise plan of any type is good. Rock on wid chor bad self gurl.

Gary
Gary

Ya……..10 reasons to get shot.

119 8th St
119 8th St

Wayne,
That maybe working up to a “Negative Ten -10″ Maybe even a ” -20 ” Nice post Wayne

Parboy64
Parboy64

More likely to be on my 600 pound life.

bornamilehigh
bornamilehigh

No doubt her stench knocks you back 10 feet!

Wayne Fisher
Wayne Fisher

Oh man…sis you have to go there? 🤣

Mr. Lee
Mr. Lee

Despised and rejected, the Beast makes loud noises, and stumbles in the ” screets, ” looking for anyone, at all, that might perceive it for what it is not . . . loveable.

Skid Marx
Skid Marx

Next time the preacher talks about Jonah and the Whale, I found a visual aid for him.

cantstandlibs
cantstandlibs

Hey Skid, Here’s that visual…….
comment image

Roger
Roger

Jabba is a little less disgusting than that carpet muncher.

David Thornton
David Thornton

I heard that she’ll be playing the lead role in the remake of “Moby Dick”.

mickjt
mickjt

You Mean Moby’s DICK.

daninbluemd
daninbluemd

Leftist White women are SO obnoxious.

wildedog
wildedog

I’m sorry , but I think slapping the snot out of that fat bitch might just help her .

Wayne Fisher
Wayne Fisher

what do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

Full.

RestoreTheRepublic
RestoreTheRepublic

Dat’s nasty, mang. LOL

Wayne Fisher
Wayne Fisher

😁

Getinthegame
Getinthegame

Exactly, daninbluemd. This one apparently failed to complete the My 600 Pound Life program, but she’s balancing all those EBT paid-for triple burgers by getting in some cardio by carrying signs and screaming like a banshee.

If she were investigated, most likely she collects ‘disability’ benefits and is an expert at scamming the system to get as much of a free ride as she can, Section 8 housing, Medicaid, etc., etc. Obnoxious doesn’t come close.

johnnyCatt
johnnyCatt

I keep saying that an unused uterus, at some point in her 20’s, makes women completely nuts.. the “Biological clock” is a time bomb – and when she’s experiencing her own personal 600-lbs life, then despair sets in and you get these videos!

Tiredoflibtards
Tiredoflibtards

And you can pick them out in a crowd
They make it too easy
They look miserable
They look “un-kept”

Paolo
Paolo

Bounties on these terrorist morons, please!

It wasn't Me
It wasn't Me

Just proves what we always say, if you want a smart good looking woman, stay away from dimocrap rallys/riots.

Threeper
Threeper

Need a track hoe to bury that cow !

ZOG17
ZOG17

TrigglyPuff looks like shes got an INCUBUS inside.
I’m feeling bad for the demon who chose this thing to possess!

Mr. Lee
Mr. Lee

OMG!! What Beast goes to yonder field?

IMHO
IMHO

I blame parenting for allowing these screaming harpies to develop this way. Discipline is necessary for socialization.She probably got that big because her parents gave in and fed her more pizza and ice cream rather than hear her tantrums. She obviously has not developed self-discipline.

Marc
Marc

Ugh, gross

Charlie
Charlie

Taxi! Oh sorry thought you were a… nevermind.

Komrade boiling pot
Komrade boiling pot

I demand the address of the proprietor here!
Once again, the topic and graphics here has caused me to soil my personal garments.
I simply must be compensated for my cleaning bill!

De Mccullough
De Mccullough

lol

David
David

Kane, you’d better not own any stock in eye bleach, or I’ll accuse you of stock manipulation. Now, excuse me, I have to go bleach my eyeballs. 🤮

Gman
Gman

No worries. Whatever it calls itself it will be dead by heart attack very soon

Me
Me

She’s better off a lesbian, no man will go near her.

johnnyCatt
johnnyCatt

right.. most “Lesbians” don;t choose that lifestyle… it chooses them…ugh

Getinthegame
Getinthegame

Hopefully she/s always liked girls and will continue so no innocent child is ever conceived or born to such a hateful shrew.

Bulldawginsc
Bulldawginsc

Continues to validate

Dash McCool
Dash McCool

About 300# on the hoof?

Darryl Smith
Darryl Smith

Hahahahahaahaha thanks for the chuckle

Easton
Easton

🐷🐷🐷

Gary
Gary

Soooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeee…..

It wasn't Me
It wasn't Me

Dash, You must need a bigger screen, you evidently could not see all of it on your device..

FREE
FREE

That the dressed out packaged weight I’m pretty sure………

The right is right for a reason!
The right is right for a reason!

Rage is the only exercise they get!! This is how you look after years of sitting on your ass and doing nothing besides watching “the view”, stuffing your face and collecting welfare checks. Really, what disgusting pigs!!!

AlgorythemQ
AlgorythemQ

TRUMP 2020 Keep America Beautiful!!!! PLEASE!!!

MADDDMAXXX
MADDDMAXXX

God help ittt. As Savage states “Liberalism is a mental disorder”!!! Lots of CLASS all LOW. Ittts so Large and Pitifully GROSS OMG. SAD TYPICAL DEMONRAT……

Elmo
Elmo

And these ‘people’ hate Trump because they feel he is hateful?! Trump simply fights fire with a blowtorch when he is attacked. To see what hate looks like this ‘person’ should look in the mirror!

Brad
Brad

However, one cannot blame the creature for not looking in a mirror. It would probably be fatal.

Radigast the Brown
Radigast the Brown

To the mirror!

tyrone shoelaces
tyrone shoelaces

Excuse me, Sir… can you keep in down please?

wp45
wp45

DAMMIT to Hell! I was eating!

MAG3RPAYNE
MAG3RPAYNE

I present to you the pin-cushion of BLM

Jihad Killer
Jihad Killer

Democrats.

Jerry
Jerry

Looks like some of those protesters have waists with no borders

Jihad Killer
Jihad Killer

America the Obese

wophat
wophat

Lol, trigglypuff.

Brad
Brad

Wow. What species has the sad duty to claim that creature? Still, for hilarity you can’t beat the original. How would you like to wake up next to that thing? Good God. It defies belief.

Red Blazer
Red Blazer

Kinda funny, kinda gross

Casual Observer
Casual Observer

Yikes!!

Rhea
Rhea

Bring back the Nuthuts

ECA
ECA

Original Trigglypuff is UNBEATABLE.

Bill
Bill

That’s a good looking crew. I’d be angry as F too!

SomeOne
SomeOne

Careful there, that whale might cause a magnitude 8.0 earthquake with all that jumping.

Hsssssss
Hsssssss

President Trump Has Managed To Get Obese Women Out Marching
From The First Day He Took Office – Right Up Until This Very Day
What an awesome President – They should thank him

QQQ
QQQ

Piggly puffers! Bet I am not the first to call the hoggers that!

QQQ
QQQ

Maybe Piggly Huffers or Piggly Hoofers is a better nom de plume for those grossly obese creatures.

Mike
Mike

Yeah here is what’s sad… They have won the vast majority of every major political battle in the US for the past 40+ years.

Mostly because no one will just slug it in the mouth…

That folks, is your answer.

Conservatives, we’re loosing because we’re lazy, intimidated and will not just punish stupidity. As a matter of fact, we support a party that helps hand them trophies.

Think about it…

Minni
Minni

Lordy, Lordy… I think I would die a thousand deaths from a paper cut if someone made a video like that with me. Fortunately, for me, I don’t do stupid s*** in public! LOL!

GSB
GSB

I’m not the best looking guy but daaaaamn these things are fugly. Maybe they are beautiful on the inside…. nope.

fake mexican
fake mexican

I had a girlfriend like that when I weighed 275. I have downsized since.

Hal9000
Hal9000

Kane, yo! NSFW warning on your caption next time please! What has been seen, cannot be unseen. I wonder if I poured bleach on my eyeballs the pain would go away?*

*warning, do not pour bleach on your eyeballs. It’s called sarcasm – CFP and or its users are not legally responsible if you bathe, pour or ingest bleach. President Donald J. Trump does not endorse this message.

**Edit: I seriously hadn’t read any of the comments before I posted but it looks like I’m not the first to mention using bleach on one’s eyeballs. Great minds of CFP!!!

Gary
Gary

Kane has some nice eyewash, available upon request.

GeraldoMiguel
GeraldoMiguel

Feminists against borders? These hefty gals are big enough to be countries all by themselves.

Kevin H Thomas
Kevin H Thomas

That’s probably the most exercise that fat thing (in the Triggly puff dance) has ever gotten.

ericw
ericw

Now, if she did that every morning for thirty minutes, she’d be on her way to a healthy lifestyle.

Sammy From Alabammy
Sammy From Alabammy

Uhhhh…….Perhaps they should change their theme to ” Feminists Against Morbid Obesity “. Bless their heart.

jakespoon
jakespoon

That one will make some Mormon farmer on the frontier a fine wife…she’s got them child bearing hip,don’t you know.

StuGotts5
StuGotts5

If I had to choose, as in gun pointed at my head, between sex with that and a sheep…

Baaaaaaaahhhhh….! 🐑

Seriously, I wanted to gouge my eyes out.

Bluesman
Bluesman

Thanks for this….now I gotta wash my eyes out with bleach.

Truth Teller
Truth Teller

They spelled ‘fat chicks’ wrong on their banner.

RBG's Grim Reaper
RBG's Grim Reaper

When the aliens first showed up in the “War of the world’s” they must have met these two fat earthlings and said to themselves ” OMG! destroy this planet before they breed!”

Foxman
Foxman

Why do all the Freaks and Weirdos gravitate to the Democratic party? I guess if I looked like that I’d be pissed off all the time too…. now in the words of my favorite comedian Craig Shoemaker: “ERASE…ERASE…ERASE”!

KC
KC

Pretty sure that isn’t an Apple approved phone holder.

jack O'Daniels
jack O'Daniels

lot of meat and you know she smells like a jar of onions

D'arc
D'arc

Trifecta…grace, beauty AND brains. Whole lotta….dunno…whatever it is…it’s working….no, no it’s not.

Easton
Easton

😱🤢🤮

iffythecat1@gmail.com

You would think with all that dancing, she would be able to drop a few pounds…

Sam Deakins
Sam Deakins

Jabba The Khunt?