Hilarious Mark Dice — I’m Sorry!

Posted by Kane on July 4, 2020 2:06 am

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Paul Cavigliano
Paul Cavigliano

The thing that really sucks is that theres morons out there that are just like the character hes portraying.
People who SHOULD HAVE been smothered at birth.

Dan066
Dan066

Spot on.

Verily
Verily

Major props to you, Dan, for posting this on CFP a couple of days ago. It has been a source of great mirth for me, and I can’t thank you enough. So glad Kane picked it up.

Barbara Frazier
Barbara Frazier

Yes sometimes it all goes too far but you also lost me about Smothering babies.Nice nasty visualization ..

Smitty
Smitty

You had me up to the smothered part. Amazing Grace. Just sayin’

antifaisdogpoo
antifaisdogpoo

We can do Amazing Grace with severe beatings instead; smothering is harsh.

Jack
Jack

Amazing that that song hasn’t been banned and the writer hung in effigy
Need to ban that song written by that nasty captain of a slave trader

bobdog
bobdog

Smothered? Like choking for air? Like with a NOOOSE? OMG! OMG!

This video is the funniest damned thing I’ve seen in weeks. Great job.

mac
mac

So yer say’n this was not an actual come to Jesus moment…I suddenly feel so embarrassed…

Jack
Jack

Need to ban that song written by that nasty captain of a slave trader

Tim
Tim

YES….Lets just BAN everything….take all the statues down….burn all the books….anyone that preys needs to be shoot….get rid of the POLICE, NATIONAL GUARD, AIR FORCE..ARMY,…NAVY,..MARINES…all the poor…every color except the white…have nothing but illegal drugs…think of anything else?

Jim Edwards
Jim Edwards

What in the world have we come to . all of those things are harmless .

Mike the Tyke
Mike the Tyke

Beautiful, very well said. I love the way he slips in the commercial for the shirts.
The PC mentality, Antifa and BLM are the Democratic Party. That’s where this all comes from.
Virtually all of the violence you’re seeing in our streets today is brought to us by the Democrat Party.
American communism, fascism, the KKK and more. Democrats have always been the party of violence.
They have nobody who can beat Trump, so this is how they’re going to play.
We are also going to get a heavy dose of voter fraud this time around.

Jack
Jack

And they’ll whine and cry in the streets and riot and loot just like the last time – like spoiled brats throwing a tantrum because they didn’t get to have post toddies for breakfast

Ruben
Ruben

Honestly, so many on the left have made me pro-selective abortion.

KAG
KAG

They’ve made me an advocate for post birth abortion for leftists.

Stillwater62
Stillwater62

Or had their heads pinched off when they were born.

Proud Veteran
Proud Veteran

I’m waiting for Biden to tell “the thing” that He needs to apologize for making snow WHITE.

Paul Lauscher
Paul Lauscher

You my not friend must have your head up your ass for wanting somebody dead for expressing their thoughts

Dee
Dee

No, not smothered at birth – they should’ve been raised better. Nobody is born a racist – they learn hate from their environment.

Juliano
Juliano

ass clown. move to Venezuela, you’ll love it.

Da
Da

Sounds like murder to me. What if you had been smothered at birth. We never would have enjoyed Your sense less remarks

Tom Hill
Tom Hill

Paul, speaking of morons, go to grammar school.

TxbornTxbred
TxbornTxbred

The Left is truly off their frickin rockers and Dice shows them up…perfectly.

KAG
KAG

I apologize, and am truly sorry, for having a master hard disk drive and a slave disk drive in my computer. And the worst part of it all, is that my computer is……..black. So, I now know it must have been offended all of these years, but I am rectifying the problem by smashing my racist master drive and setting my slave drive free. Please forgive me. #blackdrivesmatter

/sarc

WebUser
WebUser

You shall rename all of your slave nodes to minions.

rocketride
rocketride

And pay them with Bananas.

TP54
TP54

That would be racists to the Minions especially toward Stewart because he has physical difficulties having one eye.

KountryBumpkin
KountryBumpkin

Now if a product has a black person on it then it’s racist, if a product has a white person on it then it’s racist for not having a black person on it, does anybody understand that “logic”, me neither, that’s why we don’t vote democrat.

Richard J. Thompson
Richard J. Thompson

It only gets worse if we let these crazies run things. Think gullags and mass graves.

WebUser
WebUser

I think of buckets of empty brass casings.

KAG
KAG

Crazies need their heavy metal injections. I volunteer to give them in dosages of 55g, 62g, and 68gr. For the really batsh!t crazy, I can inject heavy metal dosages of 150g, 168g, and 175g.

rocketride
rocketride

I tried to shut down enough of my brain for their ‘logic’ to make sense. Next thing I know, I’m looking up at some guy pounding on my chest and his girlfriend blowing air into my lungs. (It could have been the other way around, so I guess I got off easy.)

DowntoEarthThinking.com
DowntoEarthThinking.com

That white meat was your worse intrusion and fault. Time to rethink many things Hey ?

No Lives Matter
No Lives Matter

Didn’t Dahmer only eat black meat?

Galaxy girl
Galaxy girl

No Dahmer liked a gay buffet, some soul food, some Asian, some “white”.

rocketride
rocketride

Sometimes he felt like a nut, sometimes he didn’t.

RINO Chaser
RINO Chaser

This is fcking out of control Good God, please help these morons. I love the lisp

Pattaya Pat
Pattaya Pat

Haven’t laughed this hard since COVID came to town!

Don Zerlylite
Don Zerlylite

I suspect he also played “Cowboys-and-Indians” when he was a child too — despicable (white) human

Old Crow
Old Crow

Don’t forget dirty Cops and robbers, and army

Yodiepup
Yodiepup

Now you have gone and ruined my day! I didn’t play Cowboys and Indians but I did like to look at Matt Dillon’s butt and I am sure there is a new rule out there somewhere that gazing upon a white man’s butt is a wicked form of white supremacy. (PS I am a female, so no soy boi jokes from the peanut gallery).

joeygirl
joeygirl

I mourn what was once innocuous is now gone forever because of the Agenda.

Zero Tolerance
Zero Tolerance

Laughter. The best medicine.

jameski07
jameski07

Anyone see a little Andrew Breitbart in him with the longers locks? LOL! sorry, couldn’t help but notice.

Verily
Verily

I dunno about Breitbart, but I definitely think Mark looks kind of cute with the longer, blonde locks, minus the pussyhat persona.

Bridge
Bridge

Yes- if you see him in a suit in a regular tv interview, the man is quite handsome- even my 14 year old daughter loves Mr. Dice. His Stelter voice-overs on YouTube kill us!!!

Yiddishlion
Yiddishlion

I started laughing hysterically at first……….then fell silent and had to turn it off……. as it dawned on me it’s not actually parody……………….

Dan the Man
Dan the Man

You and I both….my life…and now I’m suppose to believe it was all wrong? ABSOLUTELY NOT! What the hell has happened to logic and rational critical thinking.

Steve H.
Steve H.

I’m shocked YouTube hasn’t pulled Dice’s channel. He mocks leftists mercilessly. These people have absolutely no sense of humor and have fits when they are the target of ridicule.

KAG
KAG

Most weak minded people do.

Bridge
Bridge

Oh, he’s always being de-platformed & de-monetized- but keeps coming back.

WebUser
WebUser

Liberals have no sense of humor they are miserable human beings who want you to be miserable too.

Auntie Anxiety
Auntie Anxiety

I’m offended that he’s wearing that hat. He doesn’t understand what it’s like to be a female er… feminine or sort of girl like… y’know a chick, yeah… whatever.

SID
SID

Save the Aunt Jremima–Uncle Bens Rice and Land O’ Lakes packages. Hold for 20 years , sell on E bay.

HiPlainsSifter
HiPlainsSifter

White socks, daymn, I’m sorry.

not

rightwingnutjob
rightwingnutjob

For the love of God Mark, never ever ‘Dream of a White Christmas’ or BLM (the Bureau of Land Management) will come after you in November.

Rosemarie johnson
Rosemarie johnson

I am so against abortion but I was thinking most demoRats are for abortion well I thought at least the libtards won’t breed! Trump 2020

Ahmoh
Ahmoh

Would be so much better if they don’t breath.

Rosemarie johnson
Rosemarie johnson

Love this guy !!

TROUBLEMAKER
TROUBLEMAKER

Masterful.

fake mexican
fake mexican

Dice ’em and slice ’em with ridicule, Mark. Great job.

Lodi
Lodi

“Mom will love it, Dad will love, Gramps will love it too!”

Keeping America Great Forever
Keeping America Great Forever

He nailed the woke-ing dead mentality. Completely brainless morons. Dice is the best!

Charles Baldwin
Charles Baldwin

Land o Lakes eggs in our Walmart still have the beautiful native woman on the dozen crate. Are the woke corporate idiots/commies going to pull her off that as well. If I were a “native American” (not sure what that it) I would be enraged by this.

MTK
MTK

Classic snowflake!

Terri
Terri

And in a pussy hat to boot!

Noel Field
Noel Field

Well done!

IM140.6
IM140.6

Price. Less.

Tired-of-being-Tired
Tired-of-being-Tired

I am ashamed to admit I have eaten Kellogg’s Rice Krispies with the three white guys on the box. I have also eaten Cocoa Crisps with the monkey on the box. I even have blackwall.tires on my hot rod.

KAG
KAG

Well, it’s a good thing you don’t have white wall tires, or you’d be a white supremacist.

orlandocajun
orlandocajun

This has to be a parody. Nobody, who’s not already residing at a mental institution, is that insane.

rocketride
rocketride

I wish I could say you were right. Unfortunately, they closed most of the mental institutions 40-50 years ago. Ergo, most of those who need to be in one aren’t.

Proud Veteran
Proud Veteran

Every example he gave was true.

WebUser
WebUser

Land O Lakes…. they removed the Native American from the package but they kept the land

KAG
KAG

Isn’t that the text book definition of genocide?

Meg
Meg

Well, let’s give the land back immediately!

Aftersun
Aftersun

I love Mark’s videos. I hope Steven Crowder does a show with him sometime soon.

FNFAL308
FNFAL308

I don’t see why anyone has a problem with them coming to grips with their racial bias.

I will help them on their journey. I’ll not purchase their products even after they change the names. There I did my part and you should too.

(Note, Steen’s syrup is much better. Jasmine rice is much better, but I guess covered in luscious gravy you cant tell. Butter is butter)

rocketride
rocketride

Basmati rice all the way.

Texas Gal
Texas Gal

I agree with you and will no longer buy the products. I hope they go completely broke!

Jobs!
Jobs!

Does he seriously have this lisp?? Or, is this part of his schtick.

Sun King
Sun King

You thay he hath a lithp but I hear no lithp.

KAG
KAG

It is this part of his schtick, it goes with pink pvssy hat he is wearing.

Proud Veteran
Proud Veteran

Schtick.
His videos are awesome. He’s been blasting democrats for a long time with common-sense sarcasm.

Raul S
Raul S

This video shows that self loathing is the logical result of the insane political correctness and race baiting

SYbil Francis PhD
SYbil Francis PhD

Yep this is the definition of systemic racism and there is no more serious problem facing mankind than product logos…yeah. Sure. I vote we ship every college age kid except those who love America straight to Africa for their advanced indoctrination for,four years…save that tuition money for your retirement instead Mom and Dad,…bet they’ll come back begging for pancakes. Smothered in LandOLakes and Aunt Jemima.

Daniel Shays
Daniel Shays

If they try to ban “Daisy Dukes” shorts, that would be the last straw for me!

mac
mac

Did you know that one Catherine Bach poster is the equivalent of 13 Viagra capsules?

TheAhmedClockCompany
TheAhmedClockCompany

guilty !

Dissociate
Dissociate

I want Apocalypse. The sixth and seventh seal that is.

Endliberalism
Endliberalism

funny

mac
mac

Always knew Dice was a little wimp trying to cover his insecurity with false bravado…good to see the real man come clean with an honest soul purging of his past transgressions, and only pray that he can finally find the peace in truth that all deserve.

mac
mac

Love Mark’s videos and sarcasm.

Yodiepup
Yodiepup

Mark Dice for U.S.Attorney General or any other leadership role held by a weak assed politician!

mac
mac

But, he wears a pink pussy hat…

Aboli
Aboli

💯Bravo

Debbie
Debbie

Yea it really sounds ridiculous when you hear all put together. Things are just out of hand. My son is happy to have made the conscious decision NOT to bring children into this world. And I think I have to agree with him. Sadly the world they would have to grow up in is really gonna suck..

Liberty One
Liberty One

Sadly, this IS what a good part of this country has turned into, a bunch of a*s wipe, LIbtard, Progressive/Socialist /Marxist POS’.

Midwesterner
Midwesterner

Thank you, Mark. I now realize that the eating of white potatoes is racist, as is enjoying snowfall or looking at the fluffy clouds in the sky (unless they are dark with rain). Reading or writing on white paper is insensitive, as is wearing white shirts or white socks. Of course, wearing black or brown socks I guess would be cultural appropriation, so I guess no socks is the answer, except that would expose more of my white skin, so it’s a lose-lose proposition. I prefer white cars, one reason being that research shows they are more visible to other traffic, but maybe purple would be less offensive. Being woke and sensitive is hard, so maybe I’ll just stay home in my basement like my hero, Joe Biden.

Jean White
Jean White

I am so damned tired of this politically correct requirement. I don’t give a shit for it. I am part Cherokee so I guess I am a native American. I have some French and English ancestors but I was born in the USA so I am a native American even without my Cherokee blood. My first name is French. My last name is English. Stop all this politically correct bull Shit and let’s all settle down and have a beer and realize we live in a great country and accept each other as Americans without any thing added!

General Patton
General Patton

Yeah I agree. I find Liberals really have their heads up their ass, and have ZERO common sense from watching CNN

Native
Native

The best response to all this “made up”racist crap ! I’M NOT SORRY! Very funny video , well done. ALL LIVES MATTER… !!!!

Native
Native

Very funny video! A perfect comical response to the liberal media’s ” made -up” multi – racial claim on everything they can think of . It’s a bunch of crap !! I’M NOT SORRY. ALL LIVES MATTER! GOD BLESS PRESIDENT TRUMP !!

Thomas Hulting
Thomas Hulting

I know fewer than a handful of Pink Pussy-hat boys, but sadly they haven’t come to the realizations that this guy has. WOW!

Kelly
Kelly

lol

Flo Bernstein
Flo Bernstein

Funny, funny, funny. Gotta watch this again!

Marianne G Nolan
Marianne G Nolan

Shows how truly insane the country has gotten