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The thing that really sucks is that theres morons out there that are just like the character hes portraying.
People who SHOULD HAVE been smothered at birth.
Major props to you, Dan, for posting this on CFP a couple of days ago. It has been a source of great mirth for me, and I can’t thank you enough. So glad Kane picked it up.
Yes sometimes it all goes too far but you also lost me about Smothering babies.Nice nasty visualization ..
You had me up to the smothered part. Amazing Grace. Just sayin’
We can do Amazing Grace with severe beatings instead; smothering is harsh.
Amazing that that song hasn’t been banned and the writer hung in effigy
Need to ban that song written by that nasty captain of a slave trader
Smothered? Like choking for air? Like with a NOOOSE? OMG! OMG!
This video is the funniest damned thing I’ve seen in weeks. Great job.
So yer say’n this was not an actual come to Jesus moment…I suddenly feel so embarrassed…
Need to ban that song written by that nasty captain of a slave trader
YES….Lets just BAN everything….take all the statues down….burn all the books….anyone that preys needs to be shoot….get rid of the POLICE, NATIONAL GUARD, AIR FORCE..ARMY,…NAVY,..MARINES…all the poor…every color except the white…have nothing but illegal drugs…think of anything else?
What in the world have we come to . all of those things are harmless .
Beautiful, very well said. I love the way he slips in the commercial for the shirts.
The PC mentality, Antifa and BLM are the Democratic Party. That’s where this all comes from.
Virtually all of the violence you’re seeing in our streets today is brought to us by the Democrat Party.
American communism, fascism, the KKK and more. Democrats have always been the party of violence.
They have nobody who can beat Trump, so this is how they’re going to play.
We are also going to get a heavy dose of voter fraud this time around.
And they’ll whine and cry in the streets and riot and loot just like the last time – like spoiled brats throwing a tantrum because they didn’t get to have post toddies for breakfast
Honestly, so many on the left have made me pro-selective abortion.
They’ve made me an advocate for post birth abortion for leftists.
Or had their heads pinched off when they were born.
I’m waiting for Biden to tell “the thing” that He needs to apologize for making snow WHITE.
You my not friend must have your head up your ass for wanting somebody dead for expressing their thoughts
No, not smothered at birth – they should’ve been raised better. Nobody is born a racist – they learn hate from their environment.
ass clown. move to Venezuela, you’ll love it.
Sounds like murder to me. What if you had been smothered at birth. We never would have enjoyed Your sense less remarks
Paul, speaking of morons, go to grammar school.
The Left is truly off their frickin rockers and Dice shows them up…perfectly.
I apologize, and am truly sorry, for having a master hard disk drive and a slave disk drive in my computer. And the worst part of it all, is that my computer is……..black. So, I now know it must have been offended all of these years, but I am rectifying the problem by smashing my racist master drive and setting my slave drive free. Please forgive me. #blackdrivesmatter
You shall rename all of your slave nodes to minions.
And pay them with Bananas.
That would be racists to the Minions especially toward Stewart because he has physical difficulties having one eye.
Now if a product has a black person on it then it’s racist, if a product has a white person on it then it’s racist for not having a black person on it, does anybody understand that “logic”, me neither, that’s why we don’t vote democrat.
It only gets worse if we let these crazies run things. Think gullags and mass graves.
I think of buckets of empty brass casings.
Crazies need their heavy metal injections. I volunteer to give them in dosages of 55g, 62g, and 68gr. For the really batsh!t crazy, I can inject heavy metal dosages of 150g, 168g, and 175g.
I tried to shut down enough of my brain for their ‘logic’ to make sense. Next thing I know, I’m looking up at some guy pounding on my chest and his girlfriend blowing air into my lungs. (It could have been the other way around, so I guess I got off easy.)
That white meat was your worse intrusion and fault. Time to rethink many things Hey ?
Didn’t Dahmer only eat black meat?
No Dahmer liked a gay buffet, some soul food, some Asian, some “white”.
Sometimes he felt like a nut, sometimes he didn’t.
This is fcking out of control Good God, please help these morons. I love the lisp
Haven’t laughed this hard since COVID came to town!
I suspect he also played “Cowboys-and-Indians” when he was a child too — despicable (white) human
Don’t forget dirty Cops and robbers, and army
Now you have gone and ruined my day! I didn’t play Cowboys and Indians but I did like to look at Matt Dillon’s butt and I am sure there is a new rule out there somewhere that gazing upon a white man’s butt is a wicked form of white supremacy. (PS I am a female, so no soy boi jokes from the peanut gallery).
I mourn what was once innocuous is now gone forever because of the Agenda.
Laughter. The best medicine.
Anyone see a little Andrew Breitbart in him with the longers locks? LOL! sorry, couldn’t help but notice.
I dunno about Breitbart, but I definitely think Mark looks kind of cute with the longer, blonde locks, minus the pussyhat persona.
Yes- if you see him in a suit in a regular tv interview, the man is quite handsome- even my 14 year old daughter loves Mr. Dice. His Stelter voice-overs on YouTube kill us!!!
I started laughing hysterically at first……….then fell silent and had to turn it off……. as it dawned on me it’s not actually parody……………….
You and I both….my life…and now I’m suppose to believe it was all wrong? ABSOLUTELY NOT! What the hell has happened to logic and rational critical thinking.
I’m shocked YouTube hasn’t pulled Dice’s channel. He mocks leftists mercilessly. These people have absolutely no sense of humor and have fits when they are the target of ridicule.
Most weak minded people do.
Oh, he’s always being de-platformed & de-monetized- but keeps coming back.
Liberals have no sense of humor they are miserable human beings who want you to be miserable too.
I’m offended that he’s wearing that hat. He doesn’t understand what it’s like to be a female er… feminine or sort of girl like… y’know a chick, yeah… whatever.
Save the Aunt Jremima–Uncle Bens Rice and Land O’ Lakes packages. Hold for 20 years , sell on E bay.
White socks, daymn, I’m sorry.
For the love of God Mark, never ever ‘Dream of a White Christmas’ or BLM (the Bureau of Land Management) will come after you in November.
I am so against abortion but I was thinking most demoRats are for abortion well I thought at least the libtards won’t breed! Trump 2020
Would be so much better if they don’t breath.
Love this guy !!
Dice ’em and slice ’em with ridicule, Mark. Great job.
“Mom will love it, Dad will love, Gramps will love it too!”
He nailed the woke-ing dead mentality. Completely brainless morons. Dice is the best!
Land o Lakes eggs in our Walmart still have the beautiful native woman on the dozen crate. Are the woke corporate idiots/commies going to pull her off that as well. If I were a “native American” (not sure what that it) I would be enraged by this.
And in a pussy hat to boot!
I am ashamed to admit I have eaten Kellogg’s Rice Krispies with the three white guys on the box. I have also eaten Cocoa Crisps with the monkey on the box. I even have blackwall.tires on my hot rod.
Well, it’s a good thing you don’t have white wall tires, or you’d be a white supremacist.
This has to be a parody. Nobody, who’s not already residing at a mental institution, is that insane.
I wish I could say you were right. Unfortunately, they closed most of the mental institutions 40-50 years ago. Ergo, most of those who need to be in one aren’t.
Every example he gave was true.
Land O Lakes…. they removed the Native American from the package but they kept the land
Isn’t that the text book definition of genocide?
Well, let’s give the land back immediately!
I love Mark’s videos. I hope Steven Crowder does a show with him sometime soon.
I don’t see why anyone has a problem with them coming to grips with their racial bias.
I will help them on their journey. I’ll not purchase their products even after they change the names. There I did my part and you should too.
(Note, Steen’s syrup is much better. Jasmine rice is much better, but I guess covered in luscious gravy you cant tell. Butter is butter)
Basmati rice all the way.
I agree with you and will no longer buy the products. I hope they go completely broke!
Does he seriously have this lisp?? Or, is this part of his schtick.
You thay he hath a lithp but I hear no lithp.
It is this part of his schtick, it goes with pink pvssy hat he is wearing.
His videos are awesome. He’s been blasting democrats for a long time with common-sense sarcasm.
This video shows that self loathing is the logical result of the insane political correctness and race baiting
Yep this is the definition of systemic racism and there is no more serious problem facing mankind than product logos…yeah. Sure. I vote we ship every college age kid except those who love America straight to Africa for their advanced indoctrination for,four years…save that tuition money for your retirement instead Mom and Dad,…bet they’ll come back begging for pancakes. Smothered in LandOLakes and Aunt Jemima.
If they try to ban “Daisy Dukes” shorts, that would be the last straw for me!
Did you know that one Catherine Bach poster is the equivalent of 13 Viagra capsules?
I want Apocalypse. The sixth and seventh seal that is.
Always knew Dice was a little wimp trying to cover his insecurity with false bravado…good to see the real man come clean with an honest soul purging of his past transgressions, and only pray that he can finally find the peace in truth that all deserve.
Love Mark’s videos and sarcasm.
Mark Dice for U.S.Attorney General or any other leadership role held by a weak assed politician!
But, he wears a pink pussy hat…
Yea it really sounds ridiculous when you hear all put together. Things are just out of hand. My son is happy to have made the conscious decision NOT to bring children into this world. And I think I have to agree with him. Sadly the world they would have to grow up in is really gonna suck..
Sadly, this IS what a good part of this country has turned into, a bunch of a*s wipe, LIbtard, Progressive/Socialist /Marxist POS’.
Thank you, Mark. I now realize that the eating of white potatoes is racist, as is enjoying snowfall or looking at the fluffy clouds in the sky (unless they are dark with rain). Reading or writing on white paper is insensitive, as is wearing white shirts or white socks. Of course, wearing black or brown socks I guess would be cultural appropriation, so I guess no socks is the answer, except that would expose more of my white skin, so it’s a lose-lose proposition. I prefer white cars, one reason being that research shows they are more visible to other traffic, but maybe purple would be less offensive. Being woke and sensitive is hard, so maybe I’ll just stay home in my basement like my hero, Joe Biden.
I am so damned tired of this politically correct requirement. I don’t give a shit for it. I am part Cherokee so I guess I am a native American. I have some French and English ancestors but I was born in the USA so I am a native American even without my Cherokee blood. My first name is French. My last name is English. Stop all this politically correct bull Shit and let’s all settle down and have a beer and realize we live in a great country and accept each other as Americans without any thing added!
Yeah I agree. I find Liberals really have their heads up their ass, and have ZERO common sense from watching CNN
The best response to all this “made up”racist crap ! I’M NOT SORRY! Very funny video , well done. ALL LIVES MATTER… !!!!
Very funny video! A perfect comical response to the liberal media’s ” made -up” multi – racial claim on everything they can think of . It’s a bunch of crap !! I’M NOT SORRY. ALL LIVES MATTER! GOD BLESS PRESIDENT TRUMP !!
I know fewer than a handful of Pink Pussy-hat boys, but sadly they haven’t come to the realizations that this guy has. WOW!
Funny, funny, funny. Gotta watch this again!
Shows how truly insane the country has gotten
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