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David R. Steere
David R. Steere

OMG this is gold!

PartysOver
PartysOver

Ok, that was a good one. But here is a sobering thought: That could be your future. Trump, the Senate and House could all go Socialist. So, another thought, what is the difference between that and Venezuela? Just asking.

tyrone shoelaces
tyrone shoelaces

but the difference between us and Venezuela is about 300 million guns and a trillion rounds of ammo.

mackinow1
mackinow1

with an added bonus, Americans are smart enough, skilled enough to make their own guns and ammo !! Stores, pfffhhh, thats capitalism. Gives made in the USA a whole new meaning 🙂

Mindy Lang
Mindy Lang

I am sure there are a lot of “Caspers” out there no one knows about.

Tom
Tom

“Justice will not be served until those that are unaffected are as outraged as those that are.”

– Ben Franklin

We’re getting there quickly.

popsfrost
popsfrost

Fake quote.

Tom
Tom

No it’s not a fake quote. Look it up before posting your lie.

Here are 2 examples of where it was used:

https://www.thepetitionsite.com/827/075/588/demand-justice-for-david-frizzell/

https://twitter.com/willco7?lang=en

Ike
Ike

Facts are a bitch sometimes…

CJM
CJM

I liked it. Ben was a pretty smart dude.

Nancy
Nancy

Hee-here! I love it, Tom.

Carter
Carter

Doesn’t matter. Change Ben Franklin to “Unknown” and you still have a poignant observation that would be just as relevant as if J.C. himself had said it. Although, one thing that J.C. DID say applies here as well:
“Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and one’s foes will be members of one’s own household.” Yeshua
Pretty much where we are today considering the crazy college kids who are burning down cities.

Roxanna
Roxanna

So that’s the love that JC was teaching? Just asking for a friend.

Wormy Dog
Wormy Dog

I don’t see it. The majority of the population will do absolutely nothing. People don’t want to disrupt their lives, the cars, the house, the boat and camper, Sissy and her dance lessons. The tough guy crap won’t happen when you have the Left hauling your ass to jail and the Right not lifting a finger to help. Just a big fricking show and we are the idiots watching it unfold.

Mike
Mike

Mine are very friendly too!

Nunya Bidness
Nunya Bidness

Capitalism wouldn’t exist without good craftsmen. The irony of it is that the left used to be Unions. They USED to be craftsmen too. Now, they can’t even build a molotov without setting themselves on fire. . .
They always forget that most of us build our own shit FOR FUN.

Thought Criminal
Thought Criminal

Good craftsmen exist because of capitalism

simon77047
simon77047

Not sure about the smart part, especially if the socialists take over this November.

Dave Jensen
Dave Jensen

I’ve said that for a long time. Democoms think they can simply confiscate guns and that is the end of it. While it is true there are not millions of people capable of doing it, there are tens of thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands that can build a bolt action. Not as many could build a full auto but there are plenty who can.. I should add that I can’t do it but I know one guy that can.

Simpleman
Simpleman

Hoping at least three percent of the people are willing to use them. I stand with the three percenters.

Threeper
Threeper

Check out my handle. I don’t use it for nothing. 😉

OttoVonWombat
OttoVonWombat

I thought you had a speech impediment and liked to sniff hair… glad you cleared that up! 🙂

Salaam Elipse
Salaam Elipse

‘thought ya misspelled ‘Thrupple’…

Are you will to fight
Are you will to fight

Vote Democrat and your guns and ammo will belong only to the government. Didn’t you see or hear what beto o’rourke said during his run? Do you think that’s not they want to do?

RBG's Grim Reaper, (unemployed)
RBG's Grim Reaper, (unemployed)

Saying is one thing, doing is a different matter, people aren’t stupid they know that when they take the guns what is next, that makes taking the guns not so easy. If you give up your guns you also give up your freedom and a whole lot more.
“Tis better to die on your feet fighting for your freedom, than to die on your your knees begging for it”

Bridget
Bridget

I wonder if this would bring whites and blacks TOGETHER? Keeping our guns. Probably a pipe dream, but those Communists would know what hell was.

Mike
Mike

Plus, for those who can still remember the Obama years, all those guns and ammo will end up in federal agencies who have zero need of guns and ammo….except to keep you in line with the new world dictatorship, while you wonder where they all went.

OldSaltUSNR
OldSaltUSNR

Mike, Mike, Mike, chill buddy. We got this.

We have weapons, we have experience (many of us, combat experience, and we’ve actually used weapons to kill other …ahh.. “human beings”, not paper targets), and neither the Feds nor the Communist Democrat owned law enforcers have enough spare human beings, to remove our guns. Sure, a good SWAT team will take out a bunch of us. But, even for a good team, it’s not like it’s portrayed in Hollywood, i.e. they’ll lose a man or two, every half dozen raids against experienced men. I’m not talking about guys like the Democrat ambusher and cold-blooded murderer Michael Reinoehl, who was purportedly (by every Commie news agency, over and over again) a “service veteran” (Hmm, how come we never hear the full story about their service records, how many silver stars, bronze stars with combat “V”s, etc.; usually these Democrat “veterans” never made it out of boot camp), and was caught fleeing, out in the open. I’m talking about the genuine article.

The “federal agencies” can be well armed, but they won’t remove America’s guns from the hands of live Americans, of that, I can firmly guarantee.

Dan066
Dan066

Very wise words.

Captain Caveman
Captain Caveman

I look forward to OldSaltUSNR’s posts.

George Patton
George Patton

Remember hurricane katrina? Ppl just handed them over

mickjt
mickjt

Likely Dumbocraps handing over inherited guns from a WW II Daddy.

Salaam Elipse
Salaam Elipse

And ‘door-to-door’ searches work well too, especially when ordered by the State-Gubment.

mickjt
mickjt

If the Communist Crap Hits the Fan WE will use Guerilla tactics, no standing in a line or hiding inside a building as a target…hit and run, tear them to pieces…targets are chosen for maximum effect and damage…we all know that is the winning strategy! Never give the enemy a chance to fight back! These tactics work against superior numbers because it keeps them totally off balance. Some of us have been involved in such wartime activities where we adopted the enemy tactics because ours were were NOT working. Government agencies are inept at best and that is their real problem…’We can’t do that because it’s not in our battle plan.” Meanwhile all the assets they have are destroyed. Example: A grenade into an ammo dump does wonders…Welcome to reality.
ps. Bronze Star here…been there done that!

Hugh Briss
Hugh Briss

Far as I, my wife and all of our like-minded friends and neighbors believe, whatever the Democraps and leftards think they want to do is on par with hamster farts and antler breath

Deb Harm
Deb Harm

They will do it the next day IF the radical LEFTIST PIGS get power F that!😈

Ike
Ike

Your post smells like gun powder… liberalism repellent…

Ralph C
Ralph C

Along with the smell of bear spray!

WebUser
WebUser

You got that shit right as 24M veterans and millions upon millions of trained armed patriots.

All Man Brother
All Man Brother

A rifle behind every blade of grass

Captain Caveman
Captain Caveman

Yep, even the Japanese knew it 80 years ago.

davey
davey

300 million is a 25 yr old number.probably around 600 million today.even a bigger difference KAG!!!.

T.
T.

Two female relatives of mine, who were startled to find out I’d purchased a handgun and started practicing, then got a concealed carry permit about 10 years ago when I got tired of being scared have just now purchased firearms, practiced, and have gotten their concealed carry permits…I wonder how often that scenario has been repeated in these past few years??? Very, very often, I’d say.

IKnowYourName
IKnowYourName

Yea… that’s just a thought… but it’s reality if you vote democrap…

BlueGreen
BlueGreen

Bunches of guns quietly waiting?

rocketride
rocketride

If they actually manage to succeed (unlikely– we have too many guns and too much ammo), a much greater chance of freezing to death. That’s about the only difference I can see.

Smedley Butler - USMC
Smedley Butler - USMC

…And the Feds have a list of everything you have ever bought across the counter.

It is suspected that the NIC forms (supposed to be destroyed after 2 weeks) are on file and now computerized so they know who bought what. You may also be ‘audited’ to account for weapons purchased vs what is in your possession – If ya sold something was it transferred and they like to see purchase receipts too. So…

In states like Washington, Prop 1369 forbids private sales without legal transfer and requires them to be LOCKED UP AT ALL TIMES! I somehow doubt there is full compliance…
MAGA – KAG 2020

Reddog
Reddog

The difference is you and me and all the people who are adults and think like adults. Vote in person if you can and get every single person you can to do the same………….. while we have that option.

Mama Pajama
Mama Pajama

We cant walk in to vote in CA. Its mail only. 🙁

matriarch
matriarch

I am a California voter. I will be voting in person. You have to completely re-register. The default is for permanent mail-in ballot. There is a tiny box you have to uncheck–easily overlooked–that states you want a permanent mail-in ballot. UNCHECK that box. If I go to the polling place and am refused in-person voting, be assured there will be a disturbance.

MyBoyJack
MyBoyJack

Same here in NJ.

rustyinva
rustyinva

WHAT??? That itself should keep California ELECTORS from being recognized..

OGRE
OGRE

That’s what I’m worried about.

I think the dems know they’ve lost the presidential election, so they’re going to focus their voter fraud efforts on congress. They want senate seats!

Wayne Fisher
Wayne Fisher

Exactly…mentioned that a few weeks back…it’s the down ballot they’re going after. If they manage to get the potus…cherry on top.

Wally P
Wally P

Black Guns Matter!

Headbozo
Headbozo

I hope they’re not Democrats it doesn’t matter

CJM
CJM

Is this a real ad? The guy with the thumbs up makes me think it was just a parody.

But if it isn’t a real, actual, Trump campaign ad, it should be. The best ones promote both ridicule and humor of your opponent with facts and truth. This one does in spades.

Eileen Bennett
Eileen Bennett

Was saying Trump a mistake and you really meant biden

Khrymson
Khrymson

We still have our guns! When they push hard enough, its gonna get very ugly!

smith. jane smith
smith. jane smith

Q. How many Venezuelans does it take to change a light bulb?

A. What difference at this point does it make?! The POWER is out due to lack of bad government planning!

Alicat2441
Alicat2441

Tyrone shoelaces is right. Since the riots started I’ve been saying the Democrats major, major mistake was not disarming the US population first. Yes some Democrats have weapons, but I would bet 80% is in the hands of Independents, Republicans, and Conservatives. I don’t think the majority of those in them military would support the Democrats if they were sent to take them.

Joe
Joe

Ya gotta have a little faith, PartyBoy.

A. C.
A. C.

I categorically reject your suggestion that Trump could go socialist. The Presidency on the other hand, could.
Trump is our current President (hopefully for another four years as well). But he is not THE Presidency. Seriously, we need to keep making those distinctions, because the Democrats are bit by bit not making that distinction. That thinking opens the way to Presidents for life and tyranny.

mtnrunner
mtnrunner

THATS WHY REAL CITIZENS VOTE IN PERSON ON NOVEMBER 3

Anna
Anna

PartysOver

VOTING.

Ike
Ike

For a fried… I guess…

Wormy Dog
Wormy Dog

Seems like nobody is in a hurry to fix the mess. Your comment has merit. Who is to say we the sheep aren’t being led down some BS rabbit hole.

.Bully
.Bully

Hey. Parry’s Over. WTF are you trying to say?

H.I. McDonnough
H.I. McDonnough

“Let it burn and tax the ashes!”

Democrats 2020

Ren@kylo.com

EXCELLENT screen name! “I’ll be taking these here Huggies and whatever cash you got on hand…”

OGRE
OGRE

Hell Yeah! Great slogan!

Paolo
Paolo

Trump wins, tax DemocRATS to pay for losses of business and property caused by BLM and ANTIFA terrorist or grant amnesty to all DemocRATS who self abort.

Maga2024
Maga2024

Run it on a loop 24 hours a day

Dan066
Dan066

Dan066
Dan066

RINO Chaser
RINO Chaser

But wait there’s more!!!

Bridget
Bridget

Nothing wrong with waking up to Dem jokes😊

Pattaya Pat
Pattaya Pat

“A special blend of corruption and good old fashioned stupidity” lmao….brilliant!!

KAG 2020!!

The right is right for a reason!
The right is right for a reason!

So very funny and sad at the same time because this is our current reality. We must not lose in Nov.the evil left has already revealed there plans once they steal the election, this cannot be allowed to happen.

B
B

Awesome … and ALL true.

Neil
Neil

That’s fricken awesome ! Humor, sarcasm and ridicule are our best weapons against democrat hate…….. For now.

2smartforlibs
2smartforlibs

Where’s the GOP running this ad?

constantvigil
constantvigil

Excellent !.Shows some of the stupidity required to vote democrat…

Shreen
Shreen

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Maris
Maris

The mil/ind complex and money-lusting lobbyists, etc., must be quite pizzed off.

Duckandcover
Duckandcover

General McMaster, the Disaster, said Trump is not good because he needs to start a war!
Duh.

Garand Thumb
Garand Thumb

Oh this is good. Gotta love the “shoes on fire dance”

Bob The Builder
Bob The Builder

I wish I could find the”shoes on fire video” to “Foot Loose” . I felt guilty laughing watching that but I got over the guilt .

Skid Marx
Skid Marx

It slices, it dices, it grooms feminine legs legs silky smooth!!

Blake Pace
Blake Pace

I wish I had produced this one!

Grasshopper
Grasshopper

Do the next one, you have tons of examples to go over. Call “New and Approved“ edition

OHNESA
OHNESA

RNC should buy this video and run it on TV

Seiko
Seiko

And at ever Trump rally…

Doug
Doug

Excellent

Iamcollateraledamage2
Iamcollateraledamage2

LOL Reminds me of the old K-Tel commercials.

IKnowYourName
IKnowYourName

This has to be the best commercial yet… please share with everyone!

Mikep
Mikep

The only think missing was Ron Popeil

Baskerville Bee
Baskerville Bee

Ouch!
But true

jimtrunk
jimtrunk

It’s a LITTLE funny, but it’s MORE disgusting.

Robert
Robert

This fake but not really fake ad sums of the election choice better than any politician or talking head has so far. Let’s be honest, Trump should win this election with at least 80% of the vote. Unfortunately, I know the Dems are going to cheat like no organization or human has ever cheated in history. Ammo Up!

JerO
JerO

Spot on !

Big Shooter
Big Shooter

NOT a parody.

JAMES
JAMES

That is really funny because it sure has a lot of elements of truth in it.

Robert
Robert

I have shared with multiple people. This “ad” should be broadcast EVERYWHERE.

zipadeedoo
zipadeedoo

Lol. That was great. Share, share, share.

Nonymous
Nonymous

Absolutely brilliant!!!

OpenMind
OpenMind

Excellent. Republicans definitely have a sense of humor. Dems have no sense of anything but hate and lies.

Sansanoy
Sansanoy

THIS is the ad that they need to start running everywhere.

WokeTard
WokeTard

Perfect!

Seiko
Seiko

Has to become the best GOP political ad around….and it is ALL TRUE TOO….I hope Trump plays it on a big screen for ALL of his rallies….great entertainment if you were not part of those Dems who suffered and/or had to pay for all that damage….But that is the reason most if not all the damage were done in Dem Cities so the Dems who allowed this to occur would never be held responsible for the carnage, looting and burning down of family businesses or public buildings. One thing for sure….they will/would do the same to the entire country if given the chance too.

Pipo
Pipo

Genius!!

Umberto Zepeda
Umberto Zepeda

I like one user’s comment about it being flagged as possibly “inappropriate” on YouTube: “LOL only if you are a Dem supporter you would not want anyone to watch this fact based documentary about Dems…”

ben
ben

is this our future if we lose?

Gman7
Gman7

Biden . …. I approve this message 😜

Matt
Matt

We need more of this.

Daddy King
Daddy King

That is…..awesome!!!!

Terrible Lizard
Terrible Lizard

While this is meant to be a comedic parody, it’s almost 100% true. I’m not sure what that strange combination of cons is called. Hilarious and terrifying at the same time. Amazing. Off to buy another 1000 rds of 5.56mm now.

Bob
Bob

This probably wont stay on youtube long

johnmann
johnmann

It would be hilarious… except it’s all TRUE!

justsayin'
justsayin'

Put it on broadcast TV. Great commercial!

RealityCheck04
RealityCheck04

Fantastic!

smith. jane smith
smith. jane smith

Kane…?

I thought you said this was COMEDY!!!!

rITA
rITA

So funny! Sending this to everyone. Can someone post on FB, Twitter & all other social media?

JoAnn
JoAnn

I thought that was actually an RNC advertisement — it should be!

Repubfarts
Repubfarts

OH NO! That is soooo scary! I mean how many dumb Republicans did it take to make such a scary video? What is even more scary is the narcissistic sociopath that can not stop lying with every tweet. But don’t worry, Comrade Trump and his buddy in Russia will really take your guns away, no guns allowed for self defense in Russia! Just like Trump said a couple of weeks ago, he wants to change the Constitution so he has many more Presidential terms of his dictatorship. Exactly like Putin did with Russia.

Tupatshakur
Tupatshakur

It’s better than cats! I could see it again and again!

Tony Gunk
Tony Gunk

You win the internet.

RedHDRider
RedHDRider

Love it

fake mexican
fake mexican

That is definitely ready for prime time.

ToXiK
ToXiK

That was really good,. and so very TRUE!!!