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New piece on leftist food outrage from comedian John Crist
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A post shared by John Crist (@johnbcrist) on Jul 27, 2020 at 7:18am PDT
A post shared by John Crist (@johnbcrist) on Jul 27, 2020 at 7:18am PDT
The Keebler Elves comment wins the day. Well done sir.
What about Santa’s dwarves? Only one is Happy…
Yeah, the rest are just gay.
He’s got some Dems in there, though – Sleepy, Dopey . . .
Sniffy…um I mean sleazy. Sorry sneezy after sleazy sniffs
You forgot GRUMPY Pelosi
Santa has Elves.
Snow WHITE has dwarves.
The question is, were these toy makers and miners Unionized ? Did they have a Living Wage ?
Snow White (daggumit that’s also problematic.)
hookers and blow
that is NEVER getting cancelled
true secret fact
when you see elon loading his space ship with hookers and blow
its bout to get real
I thought this thread was about grocery item packaging not Hunter Biden ?
Snow White??? Why did she have to be white? Why can’t she be Soot Black? Such a racist cartoon!
You just appropriated Snow White’s dwarves. Typical misogynist move.
Wrong Happy is Snow White’s dwarf, not Santa’s
I was at my store and what do they keep having to restock on the shelves GOYA!!!
GOOD PRODUCTS JOY…
“Offensive to gingers”. Good stuff.
Of course we need Wheat THICKS. Look at the latest cover of Sports Illustrated.
All the WOKE is going to kill us……we died laughing.
Please don’t make me look. Ish.
Frankly, this is the way to beat the left. Laugh at them.
They want you angry, and it’s justified, but mockery has a bigger result, especially with those looking on. You can’t win an argument with a leftist, because they use no logic, no reason, just lies. But you can convince the third party.
Spongebob is the latest casualty and he’s being replaced with a sponge of color. Squidwards voice will be done by cee lo green.
next they will go after fig newtons
That’s underestimating the gravity of the situation!
You are on a roll!
Are you sure they’re not referring to Wayne ?
Where does this dude named “Cam” stand with this wokeness?
Why? They go down my throat at free fall speed, with a little milk 😉
Sooooo……like hotdogs down Cumallah’s throat then?
Well, not exactly the same cause I permanently devour the newtons, where as Kameltoe only mouths the tube meat.
they are named after a town not the scientist
Saw that episode, Hilarious.
I saw some original Uncle Ben’s and Aunt Jemima in the store yesterday and I cried…………….for the oppressed of course.
But what about the poor Oreos? Who will their mascot be? And what about the double stuffed ones???
The Watermelon Oreos???
So many questions.
Worry-o’s – you’ll panic and be offended with every bite.
I have an original Cream o Wheat ad from the early 1900’s
Needless to say some folks might not look favorably on what ‘Rastus’ has to say about the product🤣
That was damn good.
“Wheat Thicks”. I love it!
I thought he was going to say “wheat fats” for a second, but then he thought about it…I love John Crist—very, very funny comedian.
Hey leave the Quaker Oats guy and Orville alone.
They need to switch it up and diversify.
Orville was a real guy so put his wife maybe? (Or husband if he’s not White. Hey we don’t judge.)
I’ve never seen a Black, Asian, Hispanic or Arab Quaker, but I’m sure they’re out there.
Actually, Quakers DID own slaves before the religion outlawed it for its members in the mid-1860s.
So Quaker Oats man, ya gotta go – so sez the liberal losers and THEY think they rule the joint now.
I don’t care, besides, I like your hat!
So typical of the ignoramuses. The Quakers were the first to condemn slavery in the UK. But, the guy does have White skin! Well then, bring on the gallows.
While this made me chuckle, I also realize that some of his comedy may become reality.
That’s what made George Carlin a legend.
That’s the point…
Some of the things they have cancelled have been for no more reason than what he was stating there. They are some sick people. They are going to force us to put everything in a plan box or can that just says rice or beans etc.
kind of like in Cuba. One brand is all you get, when it’s not out of stock.
In 1985, the beginnings of Glasnost, I went to Russia on a tour. Their major dept store in Moscow had hundreds of empty boxes arranged nicely in the store windows and all EMPTY? Bread lines, meat lines, only allowed one cup of coffee at the hotel breakfast, and all smiles. My sister and I were on the subway just chatting normally, and laughed a few times. Our laughter was shocking to them. What could we possibly be laughing about…….maybe being from a free country?
Communism is no laughing matter comrade. Off to re-education for you.
from the looks of things, forcing this society to do anything is EZ.
They sure as hell aren’t going to force me!
That’s what I was thinking. It was funny and all but some demented socialist communist fck May take some of this and run with it.
May ? ? ? ?
Pretty sure I read a couple weeks ago they’re going after the Paw Patrol name and icon. *eyeroll*
That is what makes it funny…….the insanity and ridiculousness of it all.
Wheat thins… what do you have against brown people?
It’s the thin part that pisses the fatty’s off
@Kane, THANK YOU I REALLY NEEDED THIS, this week.
John Crist you rock. Belly laughs throughout.
I GIVE YOU BOTH THE “Laugh of the Day Award”.; )
Funniest thing I’ve seen on American in a while.
Bahahaha! Well done!
The funny thing is all these examples could very well trigger these insane people. NOTHING surprises me any more.
They are insane, and need to be institutionalized or put down like rabid animals.
Back in 1988 when Bush Sr. was running a female comedian brought down the house when she said “Is it right that the republican candidate has his wife’s picture on oatmeal boxes everywhere in the USA?”
Paws off my Lucky Charms.
I find any products that say CRACKER on them offensive.
And “White Bread” be Raycis!!!!
I’m a ginger, and I had NO idea I was supposed to be offended by Swiss Rolls. I do now, though! CANCELLED!
Spotted some Land O’ Lakes butter yesterday at Walmart. The packaging just looks empty and sad now, as if the Indian woman was murdered. Oh, wait…
The ones at my store have Elizabeth Warren on the package.
Sour puss butter?, Glad we have Highland Dairy butter around here!
Land O’ Lakes – they got rid of the Indian babe but kept the land…
Truth in advertising right there.
DRUDGE REPORT………….CANCELLED !
Isn’t California named after a white root vegetable?
That was laugh out loud good. Thank you. Outlines the absurdity of where we are in 2020.
These Tards are dangerous, I can not believe anyone is stupid enough to be taken in by pure crap!!
Then again, obummer supposedly won 2 elections in a row
The “Presidential Term” for Obie-From-Nairobi was but an 8 year crime spree for the left.
You’re good, man!
I know this was a satire, but several things you touched on are actually in the process of happening. Thanks for showing the rampant stupidity of the left. Can’t believe America is coming to this
Really like the “Obie’ from Nairobi” line below!!!
Classic! But what about the “cracker” aisle? They all have to go…
If this was a parody he seems awful Leftie…Cancel HIS sorry ASS!
I am having a hard time watching this because the left really thinks this way.
Theres an old black guy in a straw hat on these Famous Amos cookies I just bought. Cancelled.
Except, that is Famous Amos himself! It’s his company. He needs to put a sign on all the cookie packages…….Black Owned, and then see if BLM will just hate him anyway and cancel his business.
Many groceries have been running through my mind wondering if they are going to be cancelled. White meat anyone? I can’t bear to cut open an apple anymore.
you should feel bad cutting open an apple
im a 5th level vegan;
i dont eat anything that casts a shadow.
the only thing i struggle with is balancing
my superiority with my humility
Chris… I read where MDs(you must have missed the memo) have been sounding the alarm saying going Vegan has people missing out of certain amino acids and they die sooner.
It’s OK I guess “~) just as long as there is enough meat for me!!. In all serious I do have to have it in my diet, or I am always hungry and found I can’t sleep well at night.
try my veggie pizza recipe
olive oil base
the fda does not rank ham as a vegitable
they are wrong “~))
Yes, be careful. That pervert Gwyneth Paltrow named her child Apple. Have you ever seen one of her magazines? 🤮
Lol no, but I can imagine. That what happens when you don’t train up a child in the way they should go.They end up out there.
Meh. Satire, yeah, but he’s not really that funny.
This would be funny if there weren’t so many that think just like this ! Crazy !!!
I’m making marxist-people jerky for my dogs.
Won’t that harm the dogs? The Marxist make normal people sick!
Actually, Marxists make normal people dead.
Perfectly describes the ridiculousness!
This is funny to Conservatives but it’s how Leftist snowflake BLM Antifa cry babies actually think.
Their entire existence is based on aggrievement. Little natty people with little to no lives or personal interests (hobbies) that other normal people find interesting and worthwhile.
Yes but……we don’t have to and we don’t. Keep making fun of them. Keep seeing how hypocritical ,they are.
What’s in their grocery cart? My daughter lived in Paris France and was verbally attacked by a Parisian guy who criticized her for being American. She pointed out that he was wearing a Coca Cola T-shirt, Nike shoes, and a few other clothing items from the US. That shut him up.
What about “Spic and Span – ish
He’s not too far fetched!
Someone need to help me film my next trip to the wallsmarts. I am going to destroy everything on the cracka isle…/s
Great. Wicked funny! Thanks, too, I needed to have a laugh!
I think I just coughed up a lung!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s more funny is that no one in Walmart is looking at him strangely 😂😂😂 great clip!
Also, “little” Debby, can you smell the heteropatriarchal condescension? CANCELLED.
The sad thing is, this isn’t entirely comedy any more.
Thanks for the laugh! I needed it.
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I was going to download his video, but now that I know what I know, I’ll have to pass.
Today is August 1 and we’re finally finished with July. You know July is named after Julius Cesar who by the way enslaved millions so July needs to be canceled! Now to August, guess who August is named after, that right Augusta who enslaved his millions too. August must go. Every day of each month is a trigger to all SJW. And now March, did you know March is named after Martius, the first month of the earliest Roman calendar. It was named after Mars, the Roman god of war. WAR, what is it good for!
Recently the Washington Redskins changed their name to the Washington Football Team. I suggest that we change the names of the month of the year to a similar non-triggering name. For example, January whould be called First Month, February would be called Second Month and each month after that named for its numerical position in the calendar through December, which would be called Twelfth Month. Of course this would have to pass the approval of the Cancel Cultural Board (CCB) to make sure these names don’t trigger the sensitive FEELINGS of the SJWs.
Hmmm, left out Trojan condoms, wonder what his take would be on that brand??
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