Comedy Break — Leftist food outrage..

Posted by Kane on July 30, 2020 11:15 pm

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New piece on leftist food outrage from comedian John Crist

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

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Shake
Shake

The Keebler Elves comment wins the day. Well done sir.

The Gentle Grizzly
The Gentle Grizzly

What about Santa’s dwarves? Only one is Happy…

KAG
KAG

Yeah, the rest are just gay.

SSI01
SSI01

He’s got some Dems in there, though – Sleepy, Dopey . . .

Old Crow
Old Crow

Sniffy…um I mean sleazy. Sorry sneezy after sleazy sniffs

Carlton Poindexter
Carlton Poindexter

You forgot GRUMPY Pelosi

Joan
Joan

Santa has Elves.
Snow WHITE has dwarves.
The question is, were these toy makers and miners Unionized ? Did they have a Living Wage ?

MommaK
MommaK

Snow White (daggumit that’s also problematic.)

chris tulmeth
chris tulmeth

hookers and blow

that is NEVER getting cancelled
———–
true secret fact
when you see elon loading his space ship with hookers and blow

its bout to get real

Pain is coming
Pain is coming

I thought this thread was about grocery item packaging not Hunter Biden ?

AlaricBalth
AlaricBalth

Snow White??? Why did she have to be white? Why can’t she be Soot Black? Such a racist cartoon!
Cancelled!!!!!

😃

Antenna
Antenna

You just appropriated Snow White’s dwarves. Typical misogynist move.

lgNana
lgNana

Wrong Happy is Snow White’s dwarf, not Santa’s

Joy
Joy

I was at my store and what do they keep having to restock on the shelves GOYA!!!

Ike
Ike

GOOD PRODUCTS JOY…

jayjay
jayjay

“Offensive to gingers”. Good stuff.

\o/
\o/

Wheat thicks?

Luv2nit
Luv2nit

Of course we need Wheat THICKS. Look at the latest cover of Sports Illustrated.
All the WOKE is going to kill us……we died laughing.

doesntmatter
doesntmatter

Please don’t make me look. Ish.

John Colorado
John Colorado

Frankly, this is the way to beat the left. Laugh at them.

They want you angry, and it’s justified, but mockery has a bigger result, especially with those looking on. You can’t win an argument with a leftist, because they use no logic, no reason, just lies. But you can convince the third party.

Apparently an A-hole
Apparently an A-hole

Spongebob is the latest casualty and he’s being replaced with a sponge of color. Squidwards voice will be done by cee lo green.

Thedude
Thedude

next they will go after fig newtons

The Gentle Grizzly
The Gentle Grizzly

That’s underestimating the gravity of the situation!

GoWest
GoWest

You are on a roll!

Joan
Joan

Are you sure they’re not referring to Wayne ?

Old Crow
Old Crow

Where does this dude named “Cam” stand with this wokeness?

De Mccullough
De Mccullough

Lol nice

Pain is coming
Pain is coming

Why? They go down my throat at free fall speed, with a little milk 😉

KAG
KAG

Sooooo……like hotdogs down Cumallah’s throat then?

Pain is coming
Pain is coming

Well, not exactly the same cause I permanently devour the newtons, where as Kameltoe only mouths the tube meat.

2smartforlibs
2smartforlibs

they are named after a town not the scientist

Richard
Richard

Saw that episode, Hilarious.

Skid Marx
Skid Marx

I saw some original Uncle Ben’s and Aunt Jemima in the store yesterday and I cried…………….for the oppressed of course.

KAG
KAG

But what about the poor Oreos? Who will their mascot be? And what about the double stuffed ones???

The Watermelon Oreos???

So many questions.

TZ
TZ

Worry-o’s – you’ll panic and be offended with every bite.

Artful Zombie
Artful Zombie

I have an original Cream o Wheat ad from the early 1900’s
Needless to say some folks might not look favorably on what ‘Rastus’ has to say about the product🤣

Johan
Johan

That was damn good.

“Wheat Thicks”. I love it!

T.
T.

I thought he was going to say “wheat fats” for a second, but then he thought about it…I love John Crist—very, very funny comedian.

Hemdrix
Hemdrix

Hey leave the Quaker Oats guy and Orville alone.

Auntie Anxiety
Auntie Anxiety

They need to switch it up and diversify.

Orville was a real guy so put his wife maybe? (Or husband if he’s not White. Hey we don’t judge.)

I’ve never seen a Black, Asian, Hispanic or Arab Quaker, but I’m sure they’re out there.

On Noh
On Noh

Actually, Quakers DID own slaves before the religion outlawed it for its members in the mid-1860s.
So Quaker Oats man, ya gotta go – so sez the liberal losers and THEY think they rule the joint now.
I don’t care, besides, I like your hat!

Luv2nit
Luv2nit

So typical of the ignoramuses. The Quakers were the first to condemn slavery in the UK. But, the guy does have White skin! Well then, bring on the gallows.

Mountain Man
Mountain Man

While this made me chuckle, I also realize that some of his comedy may become reality.

Oxblood
Oxblood

That’s what made George Carlin a legend.

Thomas Merklin
Thomas Merklin

That’s the point…

Irishsmithy
Irishsmithy

Some of the things they have cancelled have been for no more reason than what he was stating there. They are some sick people. They are going to force us to put everything in a plan box or can that just says rice or beans etc.

tempuser
tempuser

kind of like in Cuba. One brand is all you get, when it’s not out of stock.

Luv2nit
Luv2nit

In 1985, the beginnings of Glasnost, I went to Russia on a tour. Their major dept store in Moscow had hundreds of empty boxes arranged nicely in the store windows and all EMPTY? Bread lines, meat lines, only allowed one cup of coffee at the hotel breakfast, and all smiles. My sister and I were on the subway just chatting normally, and laughed a few times. Our laughter was shocking to them. What could we possibly be laughing about…….maybe being from a free country?

KAG
KAG

Communism is no laughing matter comrade. Off to re-education for you.

Jeff
Jeff

from the looks of things, forcing this society to do anything is EZ.

Luv2nit
Luv2nit

They sure as hell aren’t going to force me!

WebUser
WebUser

That’s what I was thinking. It was funny and all but some demented socialist communist fck May take some of this and run with it.

chris tulmeth
chris tulmeth

May ? ? ? ?

Seeney Koshka
Seeney Koshka

Pretty sure I read a couple weeks ago they’re going after the Paw Patrol name and icon. *eyeroll*

Luv2nit
Luv2nit

That is what makes it funny…….the insanity and ridiculousness of it all.

sam
sam

Wheat thins… what do you have against brown people?

Richard
Richard

It’s the thin part that pisses the fatty’s off

LnNV
LnNV

@Kane, THANK YOU I REALLY NEEDED THIS, this week.
John Crist you rock. Belly laughs throughout.

I GIVE YOU BOTH THE “Laugh of the Day Award”.; )

2smartforlibs
2smartforlibs

Funniest thing I’ve seen on American in a while.

Shotze
Shotze

Bahahaha! Well done!

GSB
GSB

The funny thing is all these examples could very well trigger these insane people. NOTHING surprises me any more.

Luv2nit
Luv2nit

They are insane, and need to be institutionalized or put down like rabid animals.

Rusoviet Tovarich
Rusoviet Tovarich

Back in 1988 when Bush Sr. was running a female comedian brought down the house when she said “Is it right that the republican candidate has his wife’s picture on oatmeal boxes everywhere in the USA?”

Barbara
Barbara

Paws off my Lucky Charms.

Kevin H Thomas
Kevin H Thomas

Excellent!

Josh Moe
Josh Moe

I find any products that say CRACKER on them offensive.

KAG
KAG

And “White Bread” be Raycis!!!!

Luv2nit
Luv2nit

😂😂

News Junkie
News Junkie

I’m a ginger, and I had NO idea I was supposed to be offended by Swiss Rolls. I do now, though! CANCELLED!

Seeney Koshka
Seeney Koshka

Spotted some Land O’ Lakes butter yesterday at Walmart. The packaging just looks empty and sad now, as if the Indian woman was murdered. Oh, wait…

KAG
KAG

The ones at my store have Elizabeth Warren on the package.

Richard
Richard

Sour puss butter?, Glad we have Highland Dairy butter around here!

On Noh
On Noh

Land O’ Lakes – they got rid of the Indian babe but kept the land…

KAG
KAG

Truth in advertising right there.

Gary
Gary

DRUDGE REPORT………….CANCELLED !

Miss Marple
Miss Marple

Too funny!!

hanekhw
hanekhw

Isn’t California named after a white root vegetable?

John Doe
John Doe

That was laugh out loud good. Thank you. Outlines the absurdity of where we are in 2020.

Richard
Richard

These Tards are dangerous, I can not believe anyone is stupid enough to be taken in by pure crap!!
Then again, obummer supposedly won 2 elections in a row

On Noh
On Noh

The “Presidential Term” for Obie-From-Nairobi was but an 8 year crime spree for the left.

Luv2nit
Luv2nit

You’re good, man!

Richard
Richard

I know this was a satire, but several things you touched on are actually in the process of happening. Thanks for showing the rampant stupidity of the left. Can’t believe America is coming to this
Really like the “Obie’ from Nairobi” line below!!!

Brave New World
Brave New World

Classic! But what about the “cracker” aisle? They all have to go…

mickjt
mickjt

If this was a parody he seems awful Leftie…Cancel HIS sorry ASS!

Atomic Reverend
Atomic Reverend

I am having a hard time watching this because the left really thinks this way.

Agent54
Agent54

Viva Goya!

SID
SID

Theres an old black guy in a straw hat on these Famous Amos cookies I just bought. Cancelled.

Luv2nit
Luv2nit

Except, that is Famous Amos himself! It’s his company. He needs to put a sign on all the cookie packages…….Black Owned, and then see if BLM will just hate him anyway and cancel his business.

joeygirl
joeygirl

Many groceries have been running through my mind wondering if they are going to be cancelled. White meat anyone? I can’t bear to cut open an apple anymore.

chris tulmeth
chris tulmeth

@joeygirl

you should feel bad cutting open an apple
im a 5th level vegan;
i dont eat anything that casts a shadow.

the only thing i struggle with is balancing
my superiority with my humility

KAG
KAG

Brilliant!!

joeygirl
joeygirl

Chris… I read where MDs(you must have missed the memo) have been sounding the alarm saying going Vegan has people missing out of certain amino acids and they die sooner.
It’s OK I guess “~) just as long as there is enough meat for me!!. In all serious I do have to have it in my diet, or I am always hungry and found I can’t sleep well at night.

chris tulmeth
chris tulmeth

@joeygirl
try my veggie pizza recipe

olive oil base
spinach
black olive
red onion
and

ham

the fda does not rank ham as a vegitable

they are wrong “~))

Luv2nit
Luv2nit

Yes, be careful. That pervert Gwyneth Paltrow named her child Apple. Have you ever seen one of her magazines? 🤮

joeygirl
joeygirl

Lol no, but I can imagine. That what happens when you don’t train up a child in the way they should go.They end up out there.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired

Meh. Satire, yeah, but he’s not really that funny.

Dano
Dano

This would be funny if there weren’t so many that think just like this ! Crazy !!!

.50cal
.50cal

I’m making marxist-people jerky for my dogs.

Pain is coming
Pain is coming

Won’t that harm the dogs? The Marxist make normal people sick!

KAG
KAG

Actually, Marxists make normal people dead.

Mr Nobody
Mr Nobody

WELL DONE!

Perfectly describes the ridiculousness!

Gfreeman1960
Gfreeman1960

This is funny to Conservatives but it’s how Leftist snowflake BLM Antifa cry babies actually think.

Mr Nobody
Mr Nobody

Their entire existence is based on aggrievement. Little natty people with little to no lives or personal interests (hobbies) that other normal people find interesting and worthwhile.

Luv2nit
Luv2nit

Yes but……we don’t have to and we don’t. Keep making fun of them. Keep seeing how hypocritical ,they are.
What’s in their grocery cart? My daughter lived in Paris France and was verbally attacked by a Parisian guy who criticized her for being American. She pointed out that he was wearing a Coca Cola T-shirt, Nike shoes, and a few other clothing items from the US. That shut him up.

Joe
Joe

CanceLLed!

Trump Messiah
Trump Messiah

What about “Spic and Span – ish

MTK
MTK

He’s not too far fetched!

Old Crow
Old Crow

Someone need to help me film my next trip to the wallsmarts. I am going to destroy everything on the cracka isle…/s

Jaynie
Jaynie

Great. Wicked funny! Thanks, too, I needed to have a laugh!

mindy lang
mindy lang

I think I just coughed up a lung!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patriot 1776
Patriot 1776

Friggin’ brilliant!!!

Tiredoflibtards
Tiredoflibtards

What’s more funny is that no one in Walmart is looking at him strangely 😂😂😂 great clip!

Herbie Mann
Herbie Mann

Also, “little” Debby, can you smell the heteropatriarchal condescension? CANCELLED.

G T
G T

The sad thing is, this isn’t entirely comedy any more.

doesntmatter
doesntmatter

Thanks for the laugh! I needed it.

Justa Teksun
Justa Teksun

Cracker Jacks?

SPQR24
SPQR24

love it!

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Mindy Lang
Mindy Lang

I was going to download his video, but now that I know what I know, I’ll have to pass.

Romey
Romey

Today is August 1 and we’re finally finished with July. You know July is named after Julius Cesar who by the way enslaved millions so July needs to be canceled! Now to August, guess who August is named after, that right Augusta who enslaved his millions too. August must go. Every day of each month is a trigger to all SJW. And now March, did you know March is named after Martius, the first month of the earliest Roman calendar. It was named after Mars, the Roman god of war. WAR, what is it good for!

Recently the Washington Redskins changed their name to the Washington Football Team. I suggest that we change the names of the month of the year to a similar non-triggering name. For example, January whould be called First Month, February would be called Second Month and each month after that named for its numerical position in the calendar through December, which would be called Twelfth Month. Of course this would have to pass the approval of the Cancel Cultural Board (CCB) to make sure these names don’t trigger the sensitive FEELINGS of the SJWs.

Lance
Lance

Hmmm, left out Trojan condoms, wonder what his take would be on that brand??